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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
I see I wasn't the only one to get that e-mail.
Guy on left: I NOES KARATE LOL Guy on right: I JUST WOKE UP, U ASS |
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
Guy on left: "Crack has paralyzed my right hand."
Guy on right: "I'm so wasted, I'm wearing my wife's beach-clothes." |
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
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Buzz, At this rate, I'm going to soon have to ban this account so you can think about what to do for its "1k post yo?" and then you'll have to make a new gimmick called "BuzzHardWithaVengeance." [/ QUOTE ] well I guess I have 800 posts to go before posting that 7K woot [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] wookie's entry: left: "I'm imposing the ban hammer again nOOb" right: "orly?" left: "ya rly" |
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
There was this player that went all in every hand at .05/.10 NL. It was awesome! He's apparently some high stakes player, but i'm up $150 nonetheless.
I was up to 160 before I quit. And the best hand I had was KK (a little more than doubled up with it to). Brag: Easy Money Beat: Supposed to be doing homework (difficult hw) Variance: Very swingy, even playing premium hands. |
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
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don't have much time, but here's a good one. Let's have a caption contest. $5 to the winner of my choosing, entries before 5 p.m. PST tomorrow. [/ QUOTE ] left: look at that! right: what? that? left: no, heh, i kind of meant....that. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] |
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
Left: She's hot should I do her?
Right: SIIHP. |
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
Left: I'm wearing ghey pants. Wanna pull my finger?
Right: I'm Bob Sagett. I'm wearing a dress and no pants. |
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
"Two Tools in Terry Towling"
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
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don't have much time, but here's a good one. Let's have a caption contest. $5 to the winner of my choosing, entries before 5 p.m. PST tomorrow. [/ QUOTE ] Left: Dude, this dressing up like women to get into the slumber party was a groovy idea! Right: Yeah, but did you have to choose Bea Arthur? |
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
I <3 donkeys [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
$3/$6 Limit Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players LeggoPoker Hand History Converter Pre-Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB) 3 folds, <font color="red">SB raises</font>, <font color="red">Hero 3-bets</font>, SB calls Flop: (6 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">SB bets</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises</font>, SB calls Turn: (5 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">SB bets</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises</font>, SB calls River: (9 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">SB bets</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises</font>, SB calls Results: 13 BB Pot (0.5 BB Rake) Hero showed 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and WON 12.5 BB (+6 BB NET) SB mucked J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Jacks) and LOST (-6.5 BB NET) |
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