Most insane thing a gal has said to you during sex.

[avfletch]

"Heads or tails" before preceding to flip a coin and explain that heads she was going to suck me and tails she was going to spank me.

[Apathy]

I have a few gems... the most recent one that comes to mind is "teach me how to give great blowjobs, I want to get lots of practice on you (this is while blowing me while im playing online poker)"

[Dex]

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My first g/f in college had a fantasy about being stalked and raped. We playing it out one day. So my answer I guess is "Somebody help me, I'm being raped" "Get the [censored] off me M 'fer" "Please somebody call the Police, he's raping me". All in the loudest screaching blood curdling voice ever.

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