Ask Yugo Anything!!

[Wolfram]

This one is coming from a non-native english speaker.

Why do you guys say "scrippa" when you mean "stripper"?

[The Yugoslavian]

Lacky,

Thanks for your concern of me being incongruent. However, I've received several IMs that my story completely ruled and was actually funny and interesting, [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img].

See the trick to kid stories is for them to poke fun at yourself or your surroundings. Not to talk aimlessly about the most boring area in California, [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img].

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Yugoslav

[The Yugoslavian]

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While these forums are great for us new guys trying to learn a thing or two the god damn shorthand kills me. What the f does pwn mean?

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All you've ever wanted to know about pwn!

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Yugoslav

[Indiana]

Yugo,

Will the stigma of calling ourselves poker players in public ever go away or will we just have to live with this forever? Is there any chance that we will ever gain the acceptance that golf has?

Indy

[SuitedSixes]

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The coolest thing I ever did when I was a kid is eat my tests in kindergarten.....those tests were the nuts if you were hungry and bored!!! [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

Yugoslav

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Did you mean testes? Because testes aren't the nuts, but actually nuts. Which makes eating them when you are hungry and bored a WHOLE different conversation.

[cakewalk]

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WHY AND HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE ME. AND IN WHICH WAYS DO YOU WANT TO EXPRESS YOUR LOVE TO (ME).

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Whoa, calm down, lol.

Ummm....I'm barely familiar with you at all. I do recognize your handle and have a vague idea of what your posts are like.

I guess I love you this much *gestures with hands*.

And I want to express my love with this smiley montage:

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Yugoslav

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i notice that all of the emoticons quantifying your affection for me are happy. much joy and celebration shall occur the night previous as a result of your affection for me.

[skipperbob]

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Yugo,

Will the stigma of calling ourselves poker players in public ever go away or will we just have to live with this forever? Is there any chance that we will ever gain the acceptance that golf has?
Indy

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Have You Lost your Mind [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]Golf requires skill and effort; it is also a game that can be played well by Cha, Bluefeet and GtrHtr....What part of those features is shared by poker [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Indiana]

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Yugo,

Will the stigma of calling ourselves poker players in public ever go away or will we just have to live with this forever? Is there any chance that we will ever gain the acceptance that golf has?
Indy

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Have You Lost your Mind [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]Golf requires skill and effort; it is also a game that can be played well by Cha, Bluefeet and GtrHtr....What part of those features is shared by poker [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Its also a game that can be played by stupid people with low IQs that come to my desk day after day with the same tired ass basic math questions

Indy

[skipperbob]

Some people are all "agog" when they can shoot their age on the golf course...I still can't do that; but I shot my IQ last weekend [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

[bluefeet]

97? Nice round!