STTF [censored] thread December (NSFW)

[0evg0]

25/50 MP open shoves for 875
i call with AA
he shows A8o
flop 882.

two hands later

folded to me and i raise to 150 with 675 behind with AA
same villain puts me allin
he shows 77
flop 775

him: "no soup for you"

HYACHAYCHACHAYCAYCYAC

[suzzer99]

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thats only 4 by my count suzzer

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Ahh, I was looking at his flop bet for some reason.

[suzzer99]

Can someone please make a script that registers me for all the freerolls while I'm sleeping? thx luv ya

[Kibby]

Do you guys really enourage loose associates of your (neighbors, co-workers, distant cousins, blah blah) to play poker when they are really bad? I can't bring myself to do it. If I know them and know they are going to lose money in the long run I can't do anything but encourage them to not play or learn.

Thoughts?

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I had a poker night last weekend, my neighbor came over and played. The neighbor won the most money, but honestly he's really bad.

He just created a PokerStars account yesterday and started playing online. He tried Limit at first, but has declared NL is the way to go.

Anyone playing low-buyin NL Cash, another fish just jumped in the waters [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Yes, I'm already thinking of convincing him to play sit-n-gos.

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[Willem]

Could you really put down a referral bonus just for some minor ethical issues?

[BHokie1]

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Do you guys really enourage loose associates of your (neighbors, co-workers, distant cousins, blah blah) to play poker when they are really bad? I can't bring myself to do it. If I know them and know they are going to lose money in the long run I can't do anything but encourage them to not play or learn.

Thoughts?

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I had a poker night last weekend, my neighbor came over and played. The neighbor won the most money, but honestly he's really bad.

He just created a PokerStars account yesterday and started playing online. He tried Limit at first, but has declared NL is the way to go.

Anyone playing low-buyin NL Cash, another fish just jumped in the waters [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Yes, I'm already thinking of convincing him to play sit-n-gos.

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I didn't encourage him to make an account, and the look on my face might of told him how bad of an idea I thought it was.

I'm debating helping him out and give him basic strategy to beat the low buy-ins sit-n-gos. I'm not sure he has the aptitude for it.

I don't know if he will listen to me anymore, I told him a tell on a good friend of his that played with us. He used it and it went bad, but from what he told me he misplayed the hand.

[Kibby]

How did this thread get to page 4? WTF?

[fluorescenthippo]

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How did this thread get to page 4? WTF?

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im assuming you not on page 23 of this thread eitheR?

[billxo1b]

only 200,000 $27s or 40,000 $60s! lets go![img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

sn-elite

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When players hit one of the following VPP milestones - 200,000, 300,000, 400,000, 500,000, 750,000 they will be eligible to purchase a special reward bonus*:

$2,000 at 200,000 VPP
$3,000 at 300,000 VPP
$4,000 at 400,000 VPP
$5,000 at 500,000 VPP
$7,500 at 750,000 VPP

* Each reward bonus will cost 50,000 FPP.

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[NHFunkii]

wow, 40% rakeback. 1M vpp is ridiculous sick, there's gonna be like 3 people with that by the end of next year... and they're all gonna be elky