Official March Thread: General Discussion/etc - Page 217

RunyonAve · #**2161** 04-01-2007, 03:24 AM

ps. i'm wasted. search for me on ftp if you want free monies.

Bigmoney · #**2162** 04-01-2007, 03:40 AM

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$3/$6 Blinds
6 Players
Lego Poker Hand Converter

Stack Sizes
SB: $1135.95
BB: $1008.75
UTG: $600
Hero (MP): $660
CO: $714
BTN: $594

Preflop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($9, 6 Players)
UTG folds, Hero raises to $21, CO calls $21, BTN folds, SB raises to $162, 2 folds, CO raises all-in to $714, SB calls $552

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($1455, 2 Players - 1 All-In)
No Action

Turn: 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($1455, 2 Players - 1 All-In)
No Action

River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($1455, 2 Players - 1 All-In)
No Action

CO had 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Threes and Twos) and won (+$738)
SB had J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Twos) and lost (-$714)

Pot Size: $1455 ($3 Rake)

catcher193 · #**2163** 04-01-2007, 04:06 AM

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ps. i'm wasted. search for me on ftp if you want free monies.

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also wasted, berating players at .50/1.00 making it 25 preflop every hand [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

dtan05 · #**2164** 04-01-2007, 04:10 AM

man, losing money isn't the thing i'm trying to do when i get wasted

moira · #**2165** 04-01-2007, 06:21 AM

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man, losing money isn't the thing i'm trying to do when i get wasted

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it's more about losing your dignity over some random girl...

Boquense · #**2166** 04-01-2007, 07:35 AM

Running so good!

APRIL FOOLZ JOKE!!!

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($74.40)
MP ($593.80)
CO ($400)
Button ($384)
SB ($250.80)
Hero ($1481.90)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG calls $4, MP calls $4, 1 fold, Button calls $4, 1 fold, Hero raises to $36, UTG folds, MP calls $32, Button folds.

Flop: ($82) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $58, MP calls $58.

Turn: ($198) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $146, MP calls $146.

River: ($490) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $487, MP calls $353.80 (All-In).

Final Pot: $1330.80

Results in white below: 
Hero has Ad Qs (two pair, queens and sixes).
MP has 6c 6h (four of a kind, sixes).
Outcome: MP wins $1197.60. Hero wins $133.20. 

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($153.10)
Hero ($1281.15)
CO ($479.50)
Button ($596.50)
SB ($475.90)
BB ($842.20)

Preflop: Hero is MP with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG raises to $8, Hero raises to $32, 2 folds, SB raises to $100, 1 fold, UTG folds, Hero raises to $1281.15, SB calls $375.90 (All-In).

Flop: ($1769.05) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($1769.05) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($1769.05) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $1769.05

Results in white below: 
SB has Ah Kh (flush, ace high).
Hero has Ad Kc (high card, ace).
Outcome: SB wins $963.80. Hero wins $805.25. 

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

CO ($288.10)
Button ($378)
SB ($396)
Hero ($1328.30)
UTG ($824.50)
MP ($562.55)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
2 folds, CO raises to $8, Button calls $8, 1 fold, Hero calls $4.

Flop: ($26) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $13, Button calls $13, Hero calls $13.

Turn: ($65) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets $46, CO folds, Button raises to $116, Hero raises to $364, Button calls $241 (All-In).

River: ($786) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $786

Results in white below: 
Hero has 9h 7h (flush, ten high).
Button has 4h Ah (flush, ace high).
Outcome: Button wins $779. Hero wins $7. 

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP ($453.05)
Button ($917)
SB ($421.85)
BB ($1294.25)
Hero ($374.85)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $16, MP calls $16, 1 fold, SB calls $14, BB calls $12.

Flop: ($64) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $46, MP folds, SB calls $46, BB folds.

Turn: ($156) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $114, SB raises to $264, Hero raises to $312.85, SB calls $48.85.

River: ($781.70) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $781.70

Results in white below: 
SB has Ac Tc (flush, ace high).
Hero has Ks Kh (three of a kind, kings).
Outcome: SB wins $781.70. 

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP ($678.85)
CO ($1051.10)
Button ($467.30)
SB ($912.30)
BB ($1021.70)
Hero ($323.30)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $16, 3 folds, SB raises to $56, 1 fold, Hero calls $40.

Flop: ($116) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets $84, Hero raises to $267.3, SB calls $183.30.

Turn: ($650.60) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: ($650.60) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $650.60

Results in white below: 
SB has Ad Ah (one pair, aces).
Hero has Ks Kd (one pair, kings).
Outcome: SB wins $650.60. 

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP ($515.05)
CO ($394)
Button ($406.35)
SB ($402)
BB ($1043.05)
Hero ($314.20)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $16, 1 fold, CO calls $16, 2 folds, BB raises to $56, Hero calls $40, CO folds.

Flop: ($130) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $80, Hero raises to $258.2, BB calls $178.20.

Turn: ($646.40) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: ($646.40) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $646.40

Results in white below: 
BB has Jc 7s (one pair, sevens).
Hero has 9d 8d (high card, ace).
Outcome: BB wins $646.40. 

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Button ($885.20)
SB ($70)
BB ($226.80)
UTG ($262.80)
Hero ($655.70)

Preflop: Hero is MP with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
1 fold, Hero raises to $16, 2 folds, BB calls $12.

Flop: ($34) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $24, Hero calls $24.

Turn: ($82) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $64, Hero calls $64.

River: ($210) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $122.8 (All-In), Hero calls $122.80.

Final Pot: $455.60

Results in white below: 
BB has 2s Ac (three of a kind, twos).
Hero has Ad Js (two pair, jacks and twos).
Outcome: BB wins $455.60. 

My opponents play sooooooo bad and run sooooooo good. I wish they had children so I could kick them in the [censored] head, so I could stomp on their testicles so they could feel my pain, cause that's the pain I have wakin' up every day.

DLizzle · #**2167** 04-01-2007, 08:16 AM

I found this gem over at the mtt forum, since I'd rather kill myself than go to p5s for no reason. This is hilarious.

http://www.pocketfives.com/D06D133C-...63098FC0A.aspx

ipokeder · #**2168** 04-01-2007, 08:44 AM

yeah 75 cents per hour is hot

TheWorstPlayer · #**2169** 04-01-2007, 08:54 AM

you were playing very well last time i played with you at 3/6 (a few days ago). fwiw.

FBP · #**2170** 04-01-2007, 08:57 AM

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yeah 75 cents per hour is hot

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Sustainable?