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View Poll Results: When your gf's butt smells you | |||
Continue to do her doggystyle and hold your breath | 27 | 24.32% | |
Try other positions and hope for the best | 17 | 15.32% | |
Tell her to clean her ass | 67 | 60.36% | |
Voters: 111. You may not vote on this poll |
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Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**
nice post chomp, though i raise ATo all day UTG ^^
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Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**
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I know everyone thinks they run worse than everyone else...this is bad, though. I'm taking a week off...I'm sick...I know my head will be OK in an hour or so, but this is so so so sick. This is at $25NL. The players are terrible there. They are not paying attention. I watch them donk off to super nits and LAG's alike. The last 10k hands, it really feels like a majority of the time when I have a hand preflop, it's folded around....only the extreme bottom of my range is getting called. I c-bet a ton and pick up small pots, but all the big pots have been DISGUSTING. I tilted off 2 buy-ins at the end here after I literally lost it. I can't get away from flopped FH's vs. quads though...I can't decide if that means I suck. I can't get away from flopped set over turned sets. I can't get away from flopped set to rivered quads. WTF I'm not the best player, but I constantly am looking for my leaks and working on my game. I review my PT data at least 3x/week and try to apply what I find to the games. The 20k hands previous to this graph I was at 8ptbb/100. W T F. The last line there is flopped trips with ace kicker vs. flopped fh against a drooler AA vs. 22 all in on 228 flop against a super lag set over set my fh loses to flopped trips rivering an ace This is like 10-12 buy-ins over 15k hands. Is this possible? I have decided I must be a losing player. I have officially lost all confidence. Wow, just wow. BTW, I'm playing 18/15/2.5ish low variance my balls. Someone please console me, give me an e-hug or something. [/ QUOTE ] sup man i'll sweat you for a session if you like. I was in pretty much the same spot 2 or 3 months ago(25NL) so i know how frustrating it can be. i play NL100 now and am up $2k in the last 5 days so i must be doing something right [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] i feel like giving something back to uNL pm me or something if you are interested |
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Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I'm going to be on The Wire next season! I'm excited, it's my favorite show. I will be a background homeless junkie [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Filming this week. [/ QUOTE ] dude awesome, I [censored] love that show [/ QUOTE ] wire is the [censored] [/ QUOTE ] QFT I've seen every episode an I'm dying for more. [/ QUOTE ] Yeah I'll definitely make a trip report. They're always filming by my house and stuff so I get to see a lot of those people around. I stood behind Poot the other day at the DMV [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] |
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Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**
you have the best avatar i have ever seen
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Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**
Holy jesus this was hilarious. Just played a HU SNG and was against an opponent that probably played 30/3/0.2 He just limped his button and folded any time I raised. The one time he limp/reraised me I had aces and would have busted him had I not flopped a set. Regardless, I win probably 90% of the hands in the match and near the end he gives me this jem.
Irish6528: i hope your children all are born with birth defects and mental retardation just like you |
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Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**
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Irish6528: i hope your children all are born with birth defects and mental retardation just like you [/ QUOTE ] LOL @ villian calling A+ poker retarded. |
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Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**
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[ QUOTE ] Irish6528: i hope your children all are born with birth defects and mental retardation just like you [/ QUOTE ] LOL @ villian calling A+ poker retarded. [/ QUOTE ] Maybe he's saying that I'm so good I must be a poker savant? |
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Sotiria 1. This shows how utterly meaningless 20k hands is, despite what some will tell you. This is shorter than short-term. It is a mere instant in a poker life. You see people on these forums all the time saying they are "beating" a game over 20k hands. Lol. It is a very small sample. 2. Losing 10-12 BI's over 15k hands is totally, totally possible/standard/common. Several posters on this forum who work just as hard on their game as anyone have posted recently about considerably bigger downswings than this. If you can't handle it, then that is a problem. 3. Losing confidence is the No. 1 by-product of this kind of run. But learning how to deal with decimated confidence is as much a part of poker as knowing what to do with ATo UTG. Actually, it's more important. 4. Whether you are a winning or losing player is undecided, as is the case with most of us in uNL. Time will tell, but this current downswing is not the whole answer, only a chapter in the bigger story. 5. Re: the losing hands posted, all standard situations. Good luck tomorrow. Edit: I fold ATo UTG [/ QUOTE ] Thanks Chomp. Gotta get back on the horse [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] |
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Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**
Good lord what a drooler.
I just want to rebuild and get the [censored] to nova. PokerStars Game #10978229789: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/07/16 - 21:53:03 (ET) Table 'Alhena III' 6-max Seat #2 is the button Seat 1: crosse91 ($49.50 in chips) Seat 2: melioris ($49.75 in chips) Seat 3: goerger5587 ($49.50 in chips) Seat 4: Mr_Pags1 ($40.80 in chips) Seat 5: Spartan1983 ($73.45 in chips) Seat 6: Hawk 170 ($63.15 in chips) goerger5587: posts small blind $0.25 Mr_Pags1: posts big blind $0.50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to crosse91 [Kc Kh] crosse91 said, "nh" Spartan1983: folds Hawk 170: folds crosse91: raises $1.50 to $2 melioris: calls $2 goerger5587: raises $7.50 to $9.50 Mr_Pags1: folds crosse91: calls $7.50 melioris: folds *** FLOP *** [Qd 7c 9s] goerger5587: bets $16.50 crosse91: raises $23.50 to $40 and is all-in goerger5587: calls $23.50 and is all-in *** TURN *** [Qd 7c 9s] [6c] crosse91 said, "hmm" *** RIVER *** [Qd 7c 9s 6c] [Js] *** SHOW DOWN *** goerger5587: shows [Jd Qs] (two pair, Queens and Jacks) crosse91: mucks hand goerger5587 collected $98.50 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $101.50 | Rake $3 Board [Qd 7c 9s 6c Js] Seat 1: crosse91 mucked [Kc Kh] Seat 2: melioris (button) folded before Flop Seat 3: goerger5587 (small blind) showed [Jd Qs] and won ($98.50) with two pair, Queens and Jacks Seat 4: Mr_Pags1 (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 5: Spartan1983 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 6: Hawk 170 folded before Flop (didn't bet) |
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Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**
me getting owned by Piscogay
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (4 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums) Button ($65.10) SB ($50.25) BB ($54.60) UTG ($7.65) Preflop: <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $2</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls $1.50. Flop: ($4.25) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> BB checks, Button checks. Turn: ($4.25) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> BB checks, Button checks. River: ($4.25) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> BB checks, Button checks. Final Pot: $4.25 Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> BB has Qd Ks (straight, ace high). Button has 5d 5c (two pair, jacks and fives). Outcome: BB wins $4.25. </font> Should have looked him up on poker edge before I sat down... [image][/image] |
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