Never Trust Anyone

[kickabuck]

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- How the hell did Cornell Fiji know that Brandi was about to post? Is there something I'm missing here. He wasn't psychic. He actually knew something.

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Actually, it is time that I come clean.

BrandiRose is actually my gimmick account. Newhizzle and I have been planning this hoax for a while... We felt that 2p2 needed a fun little thread that had everything; our gift to the forums.

The real Brandi (the girl that you know from the pictures) is actually a highly sucessful ring game player who just made her foray into the MTT community. But she doesn't post here; the BrandiRose gimmick account is actually mine. Unfortunately, this has all been a hoax and nothing else that you have read about here is true. Thats right folks, its all made up!

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Stunning if true, but highly defamatory to Cpn Tom and Brandi if so since "joke" has spread before explanation.

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I bought the 'It's a hoax' post hook, line and sinker. The things this girl says are way out there, and what the heck was with her turning green, the convenience of having nude pics of her to spice up the thread, it all is bizarre. Sure a heck of a way to get your fifteen minutes I guess, enjoy Brandi.

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You're right, all solid tourney pros are [censored] cash game players.

[wiggs73]

Brandi,

You are really really bad at no limit hold 'em.

[Evan]

Thread summary, with Newhizzle illustrated by Brandi:

[DING-DONG YO]

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I refuse to believe that ANYBODY could be THAT bad at poker. It looks like she was deliberately busting his account.

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FO RL YO? YA THINK?

THIS IS A CON! SHE DELIBERATELY CHIP DUMPED AND GOT THE WINNINGS BACK!

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lmao @ Evan

[PartyGirlUK]

16.

POKERSTARS GAME #7395345524: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/11 - 07:50:07 (ET)
Table 'Centaurus IV' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: newhizzle ($741.75 in chips)
Seat 2: fotsporet ($633.10 in chips)
Seat 3: pmilanov ($3167.30 in chips)
Seat 4: riverbaby1 ($1112.45 in chips)
Seat 5: le puma ($926.50 in chips)
Seat 6: zlicka ($1477.50 in chips)
zlicka: posts small blind $5
newhizzle: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to newhizzle [8d 9s]
fotsporet: calls $10
pmilanov: folds
riverbaby1: calls $10
le puma: calls $10
zlicka: folds
newhizzle: checks
*** FLOP *** [4h Th 2d]
newhizzle: bets $30
fotsporet: folds
riverbaby1: folds
le puma: calls $30
*** TURN *** [4h Th 2d] [9h]
newhizzle: bets $110
le puma: calls $110
*** RIVER *** [4h Th 2d 9h] [7s]
newhizzle: bets $591.75 and is all-in
le puma: calls $591.75
*** SHOW DOWN ***
newhizzle: shows [8d 9s] (a pair of Nines)
le puma: shows [5h 6h] (a flush, Ten high)
le puma collected $1505.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1508.50 | Rake $3
Board [4h Th 2d 9h 7s]
Seat 1: newhizzle (big blind) showed [8d 9s] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 2: fotsporet folded on the Flop
Seat 3: pmilanov folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: riverbaby1 folded on the Flop
Seat 5: le puma (button) showed [5h 6h] and won ($1505.50) with a flush, Ten high
Seat 6: zlicka (small blind) folded before Flop


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POKERSTARS GAME #7396212200: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($10/$20) - 2006/12/11 - 10:30:27 (ET)
Table 'Aegina II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Appelsin ($1756 in chips)
Seat 2: IGOT3KIND ($2340 in chips)
Seat 3: Keesbussum ($1845 in chips)
Seat 4: bet2win ($2000 in chips)
Seat 5: Shifty1768 ($5160.50 in chips)
Seat 6: newhizzle ($4586 in chips)
bet2win: posts small blind $10
Shifty1768: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to newhizzle [Td Jd]
IGOT3KIND said, "no bet?"
newhizzle: raises $20 to $40
Appelsin: folds
IGOT3KIND: folds
Keesbussum: folds
bet2win: raises $120 to $160
Shifty1768: folds
newhizzle: calls $120
*** FLOP *** [2h 7h 3c]
bet2win: checks
newhizzle: bets $480
IGOT3KIND said, "apelsin you playing live in bryne ?"
Appelsin said, "n"
bet2win: raises $1360 to $1840 and is all-in
newhizzle: folds
newhizzle is sitting out
newhizzle has returned
bet2win collected $1297 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1300 | Rake $3
Board [2h 7h 3c]
Seat 1: Appelsin folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: IGOT3KIND folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Keesbussum (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: bet2win (small blind) collected ($1297)
Seat 5: Shifty1768 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: newhizzle folded on the Flop


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POKERSTARS GAME #7395878718: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/11 - 09:36:23 (ET)
Table 'Budrosa' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: puranata ($938.50 in chips)
Seat 2: sassy69xxx ($830.90 in chips)
Seat 3: WrongButton ($1364 in chips)
Seat 4: p3achy_keen ($2519.25 in chips)
Seat 5: hibban ($1091.75 in chips)
Seat 6: newhizzle ($577.75 in chips)
newhizzle: posts small blind $5
puranata: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to newhizzle [Kc Kd]
sassy69xxx: calls $10
WrongButton: folds
p3achy_keen: folds
hibban: calls $10
newhizzle: raises $20 to $30
puranata: calls $20
sassy69xxx: calls $20
hibban: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [6c 3d 4s]
newhizzle: bets $50
puranata: calls $50
sassy69xxx: raises $50 to $100
hibban: calls $100
newhizzle: raises $50 to $150
puranata: calls $100
sassy69xxx: raises $50 to $200
hibban said, "i will report u"
hibban: folds
newhizzle: raises $347.75 to $547.75 and is all-in
hibban said, "cheeters"
puranata: calls $397.75
sassy69xxx: calls $347.75
*** TURN *** [6c 3d 4s] [7c]
puranata: bets $360.75 and is all-in
sassy69xxx: calls $253.15 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [6c 3d 4s 7c] [7s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
puranata: shows [4h 4d] (a full house, Fours full of Sevens)
sassy69xxx: mucks hand
puranata collected $506.30 from side pot
newhizzle: mucks hand
puranata collected $1860.25 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2369.55 Main pot $1860.25. Side pot $506.30. | Rake $3
Board [6c 3d 4s 7c 7s]
Seat 1: puranata (big blind) showed [4h 4d] and won ($2366.55) with a full house, Fours full of Sevens
Seat 2: sassy69xxx mucked [5s 2d]
Seat 3: WrongButton folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: p3achy_keen folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: hibban (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: newhizzle (small blind) mucked [Kc Kd]


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POKERSTARS GAME #7395603656: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/11 - 08:45:12 (ET)
Table 'Centaurus IV' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: newhizzle ($563 in chips)
Seat 2: Regener8 ($430 in chips)
Seat 3: hibban ($316.25 in chips)
Seat 4: Mac4460 ($1146.50 in chips)
Seat 5: p3achy_keen ($1169 in chips)
Seat 6: GayBird42 ($2335.75 in chips)
newhizzle: posts small blind $5
Regener8: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to newhizzle [Kd 7s]
hibban: folds
Mac4460: folds
p3achy_keen: folds
GayBird42: raises $26 to $36
newhizzle: calls $31
Regener8: folds
*** FLOP *** [6s 2s 8s]
newhizzle: bets $50
GayBird42: calls $50
*** TURN *** [6s 2s 8s] [5c]
newhizzle: bets $110
GayBird42: raises $370 to $480
newhizzle: calls $367 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [6s 2s 8s 5c] [Jc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
newhizzle: shows [Kd 7s] (high card King)
GayBird42: shows [Th Td] (a pair of Tens)
GayBird42 collected $1133 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1136 | Rake $3
Board [6s 2s 8s 5c Jc]
Seat 1: newhizzle (small blind) showed [Kd 7s] and lost with high card King
Seat 2: Regener8 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: hibban folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Mac4460 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: p3achy_keen folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: GayBird42 (button) showed [Th Td] and won ($1133) with a pair of Tens

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POKERSTARS GAME #7396320459: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($10/$20) - 2006/12/11 - 10:47:02 (ET)
Table 'Aegina II' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Appelsin ($1770 in chips)
Seat 2: IGOT3KIND ($2147 in chips)
Seat 3: Keesbussum ($1160 in chips)
Seat 4: bet2win ($3528.50 in chips)
Seat 5: Shifty1768 ($5591.50 in chips)
Seat 6: newhizzle ($3705 in chips)
Shifty1768: posts small blind $10
newhizzle: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to newhizzle [Kh 8d]
Appelsin: folds
IGOT3KIND: folds
Keesbussum: folds
bet2win: raises $60 to $80
Shifty1768: folds
newhizzle: calls $60
*** FLOP *** [5d Td 9h]
newhizzle: checks
bet2win: bets $120
newhizzle: calls $120
*** TURN *** [5d Td 9h] [Jh]
newhizzle: checks
bet2win: bets $320
newhizzle: calls $320
*** RIVER *** [5d Td 9h Jh] [Jc]
newhizzle: checks
bet2win: bets $820
newhizzle: folds
bet2win collected $1047 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1050 | Rake $3
Board [5d Td 9h Jh Jc]
Seat 1: Appelsin folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: IGOT3KIND folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Keesbussum folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: bet2win (button) collected ($1047)
Seat 5: Shifty1768 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: newhizzle (big blind) folded on the River

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Next on A&E! 30k handjob, yo?: The Brandi Hawkbaker Story

[ryguy2fly]

wtf someone link the nude pics!

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I refuse to believe that ANYBODY could be THAT bad at poker. It looks like she was deliberately busting his account.

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FO RL YO? YA THINK?

THIS IS A CON! SHE DELIBERATELY CHIP DUMPED AND GOT THE WINNINGS BACK!

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I'm being leveled right?