SSNL [cheese] thread: MARCH 2007 Pt. 2 (nc)

[EMc]

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my homework.

Me and some friends are going to go to a bar, I'm going to approach 5 different girls/groups of girls and attempt to get rejected as hardcore as possible.
Does anyone have any suggestions on what I should say?

Nothing overtly bad, just terrible or creepy pickup lines.

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Just be yourself


(j/k)

Usually an ass grab and a wink gets you slapped and rejected. Also if in Japan im sure saying domo arigato mr roboto will also get you rejected hardcore.

[BGnight]

Are all players from New York absolutely horrible?

[BGnight]

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Nine inch nails is the best music ever.

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saw them in Reno a couple years ago. I'm not even a fan,but it was an awesome show.

[4_2_it]

kil,


How are some I found randomly surfing the 'net:
<ul type="square">[*]I looked up the word BEAUTIFUL in the thesaurus today, and your name was included.
[*] Excuse me, but what pick up line works best for you?
[*] Hi, what’s a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
[*] Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours?
[*] Hi, are you legal? No, you're to hot to be legal.
[*] Hi, will you reject me if I try and pick you up?
[*] So I heard you got the hots for me![/list]Interesting idea:

I bet you a dollar I can kiss you without touching you. (kiss) Here’s your dollar.

[carrotsnake]

EMc, definately. Golf is fun

[Kermit]

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kil,


How are some I found randomly surfing the 'net:
<ul type="square">[*]I looked up the word BEAUTIFUL in the thesaurus today, and your name was included.
[*] Excuse me, but what pick up line works best for you?
[*] Hi, what’s a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
[*] Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours?
[*] Hi, are you legal? No, you're to hot to be legal.
[*] Hi, will you reject me if I try and pick you up?
[*] So I heard you got the hots for me![/list]Interesting idea:

I bet you a dollar I can kiss you without touching you. (kiss) Here’s your dollar.

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Frank,

for christ sakes, plz don't tell him to say these things. these lines might have been hot in the 40's.

killian,

there is not a super cool phrase that gets you girls. although, i do know a guy that just asks them what color panties they have on and that seems to work. &lt;---i wouldn't take that approach.

how about, "hi, i am killian. what is your name?"

"my name is XXXXXX."

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butt secks.

[Kilillan]

You know kermit, I was going for lines that will get me bombed.

Those are awesome suggestions. I definitely need to say "Hi, will you reject me if I try to pick you up?"

It's just so stupid it's hard to not get slammed

[BGnight]

Golf should be free. Paying $40-$140 to cuss out a little white ball for 4 hours is moronic.

[Kermit]

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You know kermit, I was going for lines that will get me bombed.

Those are awesome suggestions. I definitely need to say "Hi, will you reject me if I try to pick you up?"

It's just so stupid it's hard to not get slammed

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hahahah...i thought frank was serious.

i didnt see what he was responding to.

my b.

in that case, you SHOULD ask them what type of panties they have on. You will probably get rejected. But, if they respond positively, you will probably get some secks.

Killa Kerm

[Kermit]

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Golf should be free. Paying $40-$140 to cuss out a little white ball for 4 hours is moronic.

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i would pay just to walk pebble beach w/o any clubs.