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View Poll Results: When your gf's butt smells you
Continue to do her doggystyle and hold your breath 27 24.32%
Try other positions and hope for the best 17 15.32%
Tell her to clean her ass 67 60.36%
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Old 07-16-2007, 06:22 PM
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Fwiw he INSTAcalled, like with the speed of lightening lol.

btw I haven't forgotten about that $25 I owe ya sir.

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He cursed the poker gods long and hard after that "cooler" [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

I'll pm you my NETeller details tomorrow. Too tired to do anything productive today [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 07-16-2007, 06:27 PM
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<font color="blue"> WHAT IS THE THING YOU MOST OFTEN SAY OUT LOUD WHEN PLAYING ONLINE POKER?</font>



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Sigh
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Old 07-16-2007, 06:28 PM
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i 9-12 table for 90 min, make a stupid play and follow it up with another tilt play as i try to chase back what i lost.

i calm down, decide to just go back to my ABC poker, and eventually i will win. as soon as i start doing that i instantly win 2 BI and am back to break even.

how come this never happens whilst I was playing ABC poker for those 90 mins? it seems every time i actually give in and tilt, and THEN go back to playing ABC poker, I instantly get back what i lose. wtf?

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Do you play one stars? That's how it works over there.
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Old 07-16-2007, 06:30 PM
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I'm going to be on The Wire next season! I'm excited, it's my favorite show. I will be a background homeless junkie [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Filming this week.

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dude awesome, I [censored] love that show

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wire is the [censored]
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Old 07-16-2007, 06:32 PM
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Check it(in a forcefull manner) © Phil Hellmuth
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Old 07-16-2007, 06:34 PM
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Check it(in a forcefull manner) © Phil Hellmuth

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el oh el donkaments
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Old 07-16-2007, 06:35 PM
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<font color="blue"> WHAT IS THE THING YOU MOST OFTEN SAY OUT LOUD WHEN PLAYING ONLINE POKER?</font>

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1. "Bad start"

2. "Surely he can't have flopped a flush..."

3. "I should value bet here...no wait, I might get check-raised, dammit, ok, I'll check...D'oh! Godammit."

4. "I'm only down about a buy-in...maybe a bit more...definitely not two...erm...well, Jesus, I hope not...maybe it's, like, one and a half"

5. (After making the same mistake for the millionth time): "How many times? How many fuokddiindhg times??"

6. "Well, I have 8 outs, no wait, 6...or, anyway, let's say 7, so my equity, er....oh screw it, I'm arrrrr iiinn!".

7. (To self): "I just can't play this stupid game."
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Old 07-16-2007, 06:41 PM
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This month so far:
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Old 07-16-2007, 06:43 PM
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"2 outted again"

"ARE YOU SERIOUS"

"oh wow, the nuts. Not surprized
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Old 07-16-2007, 06:45 PM
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o you scum
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