Never Trust Anyone

[wiggs73]

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From my pm's with ms. rose, this thread was not a joke.
Oh, and no level comments please.

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y'all gotta stop being so retarded. obviously cornell is joking.

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qft

[Orangeheat]

This thread will break the internets!

Newhizzle,

Before it does please clarify which type of crazy Brandi is since you have first hand knowledge:

A. Awesome in bed crazy
B. Crying depressing in bed crazy

Inquiring minds want to know!!

Orange

[*TT*]

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But here's a legit question... if someone spread vicious lies about you and smeared your name, and if you were not fully responsible for their loss, would you still consider giving them even a penny???

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Yes. Most gamblers have morals, and debts are replayed regardless of what we think about the other person. I suggest you get some morals as well, unfortunately you cannot buy morals at Bebe.

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[ryguy2fly]

god damn this thread is good, what a pathetic individual.

[PartyGirlUK]

K, Mark sent me the hands - I'll let y'all decide whether this was Brandi alone or with Mark's advice:

1. POKERSTARS GAME #7396599729: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($10/$20) - 2006/12/11 - 11:26:26 (ET)
Table 'Aegina II' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: LittleZen ($2000 in chips)
Seat 2: twin-caracas ($2497 in chips)
Seat 3: Keesbussum ($3946 in chips)
Seat 4: bet2win ($3493.50 in chips)
Seat 6: newhizzle ($2174.50 in chips)
Keesbussum: posts small blind $10
bet2win: posts big blind $20
Shifty1768: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to newhizzle [Qd Kc]
newhizzle: calls $20
LittleZen: raises $80 to $100
twin-caracas: calls $100
Keesbussum: folds
bet2win: folds
newhizzle: raises $260 to $360
LittleZen: folds
twin-caracas: calls $260
*** FLOP *** [As Qs Jh]
newhizzle: bets $720
twin-caracas: raises $1417 to $2137 and is all-in
newhizzle: calls $1094.50 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [As Qs Jh] [4h]
*** RIVER *** [As Qs Jh 4h] [7d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
newhizzle: shows [Qd Kc] (a pair of Queens)
twin-caracas: shows [Ks Ah] (a pair of Aces)
twin-caracas collected $4477 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4479 | Rake $2
Board [As Qs Jh 4h 7d]
Seat 1: LittleZen folded before Flop
Seat 2: twin-caracas (button) showed [Ks Ah] and won ($4477) with a pair of Aces
Seat 3: Keesbussum (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: bet2win (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: newhizzle showed [Qd Kc] and lost with a pair of Queens

2.

POKERSTARS GAME #7395129440: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/11 - 06:56:36 (ET)
Table 'Nasl V' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: newhizzle ($1371.60 in chips)
Seat 2: dont_bother0 ($1418 in chips)
Seat 3: pmilanov ($1127 in chips)
Seat 4: p3achy_keen ($2102 in chips)
Seat 5: --CGD-- ($995.85 in chips)
Seat 6: riverbaby1 ($474 in chips)
dont_bother0: posts small blind $5
pmilanov: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to newhizzle [5s 5d]
p3achy_keen: raises $25 to $35
--CGD--: folds
riverbaby1: raises $85 to $120
newhizzle: calls $120
dont_bother0: folds
pmilanov: folds
p3achy_keen: calls $85
*** FLOP *** [Jc 6d 7h]
p3achy_keen: checks
riverbaby1: checks
newhizzle: bets $540
p3achy_keen: raises $1442 to $1982 and is all-in
riverbaby1: folds
newhizzle: calls $711.60 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Jc 6d 7h] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [Jc 6d 7h 5c] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
p3achy_keen: shows [6s 6c] (three of a kind, Sixes)
newhizzle: mucks hand
p3achy_keen collected $2875.20 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2878.20 | Rake $3
Board [Jc 6d 7h 5c Qh]
Seat 1: newhizzle (button) mucked [5s 5d]
Seat 2: dont_bother0 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: pmilanov (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: p3achy_keen showed [6s 6c] and won ($2875.20) with three of a kind, Sixes
Seat 5: --CGD-- folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: riverbaby1 folded on the Flop

3.

POKERSTARS GAME #7394682614: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/11 - 04:56:52 (ET)
Table 'Nasl V' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: newhizzle ($1357.30 in chips)
Seat 2: riverbaby1 ($1361.50 in chips)
Seat 3: pmilanov ($1000 in chips)
Seat 4: p3achy_keen ($1005 in chips)
Seat 5: stdjog12 ($2231 in chips)
Seat 6: outdrewsyou ($1208.05 in chips)
p3achy_keen: posts small blind $5
stdjog12: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to newhizzle [8s As]
outdrewsyou: raises $30 to $40
newhizzle: calls $40
riverbaby1: folds
pmilanov: folds
p3achy_keen: folds
stdjog12: folds
*** FLOP *** [7s 6s 7c]
outdrewsyou: bets $50
newhizzle: raises $50 to $100
outdrewsyou: calls $50
*** TURN *** [7s 6s 7c] [Jd]
outdrewsyou: checks
newhizzle: bets $40
outdrewsyou: raises $140 to $180
newhizzle: calls $140
*** RIVER *** [7s 6s 7c Jd] [5s]
outdrewsyou: bets $888.05 and is all-in
newhizzle: calls $888.05
*** SHOW DOWN ***
outdrewsyou: shows [Js Jh] (a full house, Jacks full of Sevens)
newhizzle: mucks hand
outdrewsyou collected $2428.10 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2431.10 | Rake $3
Board [7s 6s 7c Jd 5s]
Seat 1: newhizzle mucked [8s As]
Seat 2: riverbaby1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: pmilanov (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: p3achy_keen (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: stdjog12 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: outdrewsyou showed [Js Jh] and won ($2428.10) with a full house, Jacks full of Sevens

4.

POKERSTARS GAME #7396431099: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($10/$20) - 2006/12/11 - 11:02:58 (ET)
Table 'Aegina II' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: BjelleTang ($1940 in chips)
Seat 2: IGOT3KIND ($2581.50 in chips)
Seat 3: Keesbussum ($1100 in chips)
Seat 4: bet2win ($3932.50 in chips)
Seat 5: Shifty1768 ($7546.50 in chips)
Seat 6: newhizzle ($2449.50 in chips)
IGOT3KIND: posts small blind $10
Keesbussum: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to newhizzle [Ks Qs]
bet2win: folds
Shifty1768: folds
newhizzle: raises $40 to $60
BjelleTang: calls $60
IGOT3KIND: calls $50
Keesbussum: raises $120 to $180
newhizzle: calls $120
BjelleTang: calls $120
IGOT3KIND: calls $120
*** FLOP *** [8c 4s 3h]
IGOT3KIND: checks
Keesbussum: bets $320
newhizzle: calls $320
BjelleTang: calls $320
IGOT3KIND: calls $320
*** TURN *** [8c 4s 3h] [Qc]
IGOT3KIND: checks
Keesbussum: bets $600 and is all-in
newhizzle: calls $600
BjelleTang: calls $600
IGOT3KIND: calls $600
*** RIVER *** [8c 4s 3h Qc] [9d]
IGOT3KIND: checks
newhizzle: checks
BjelleTang: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
IGOT3KIND: shows [6c 5c] (high card Queen)
Keesbussum: shows [8s 8h] (three of a kind, Eights)
newhizzle: mucks hand
BjelleTang: mucks hand
Keesbussum collected $4397 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4400 | Rake $3
Board [8c 4s 3h Qc 9d]
Seat 1: BjelleTang (button) mucked [6h 5h]
Seat 2: IGOT3KIND (small blind) showed [6c 5c] and lost with high card Queen
Seat 3: Keesbussum (big blind) showed [8s 8h] and won ($4397) with three of a kind, Eights
Seat 4: bet2win folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Shifty1768 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: newhizzle mucked [Ks Qs]


5.

POKERSTARS GAME #7394558926: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/11 - 04:26:35 (ET)
Table 'Nasl V' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: newhizzle ($1264 in chips)
Seat 2: PokerAcer ($517 in chips)
Seat 3: iluvtodraw ($1032.75 in chips)
Seat 4: p3achy_keen ($1284 in chips)
Seat 6: samd20 ($1093.25 in chips)
iluvtodraw: posts small blind $5
p3achy_keen: posts big blind $10
stdjog12: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to newhizzle [Js 9s]
samd20: raises $30 to $40
newhizzle: calls $40
PokerAcer: folds
iluvtodraw: folds
p3achy_keen: folds
*** FLOP *** [Td 3h Jh]
samd20: bets $70
newhizzle: raises $70 to $140
samd20: raises $200 to $340
newhizzle: calls $200
*** TURN *** [Td 3h Jh] [2c]
samd20: bets $713.25 and is all-in
newhizzle: calls $713.25
*** RIVER *** [Td 3h Jh 2c] [7d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
samd20: shows [Kc Ks] (a pair of Kings)
newhizzle: mucks hand
samd20 collected $2199.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2201.50 | Rake $2
Board [Td 3h Jh 2c 7d]
Seat 1: newhizzle mucked [Js 9s]
Seat 2: PokerAcer (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: iluvtodraw (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: p3achy_keen (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: samd20 showed [Kc Ks] and won ($2199.50) with a pair of Kings

[Orlando Salazar]

Ok, retarted question. What is QFT...also...i said no level jokes...

[ryguy2fly]

but she'd probably be a pretty insane lay

[DrSavage]

[ QUOTE ]
This thread will break the internets!

Newhizzle,

Before it does please clarify which type of crazy Brandi is since you have first hand knowledge:

A. Awesome in bed crazy
B. Crying depressing in bed crazy

Inquiring minds want to know!!

Orange

[/ QUOTE ]

It looks like "i will flirt and tease your dick off but not have sex with you unless maybe i decide to give you a handjob" crazy.

[ROADHEAD]

what happened to the BBV post by captain tom explaining this? i cant find it

[PartyGirlUK]

6.

POKERSTARS GAME #7396241441: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/11 - 10:34:51 (ET)
Table 'Epeios' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: viggy222 ($752 in chips)
Seat 2: leled80 ($910 in chips)
Seat 3: newhizzle ($1299 in chips)
Seat 4: p3achy_keen ($1047 in chips)
Seat 6: Bad_reflex ($653 in chips)
Seat 7: ShiFtYFiNGeR ($1069.75 in chips)
Seat 8: MMDTG ($641 in chips)
Seat 9: Islander21 ($1743 in chips)
newhizzle: posts small blind $5
p3achy_keen: posts big blind $10
ButiWasSuitd: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to newhizzle [Ad 5d]
Bad_reflex: folds
ShiFtYFiNGeR: folds
MMDTG: raises $30 to $40
Islander21: folds
Bad_reflex said, "ty"
viggy222: calls $40
leled80: folds
newhizzle: calls $35
Islander21 said, "he saved u"
Bad_reflex said, "yup"
p3achy_keen: raises $140 to $180
MMDTG: calls $140
Islander21 said, "had JQ"
viggy222: folds
newhizzle: calls $140
*** FLOP *** [As Jc 4s]
Bad_reflex said, "thats poker for u..."
newhizzle: checks
p3achy_keen: bets $440
Islander21 said, "what an idiot"
Bad_reflex said, "yup"
Bad_reflex said, "u shoulda called"
MMDTG: folds
newhizzle: calls $440
*** TURN *** [As Jc 4s] [2c]
newhizzle: checks
Islander21 said, "no diamonds I cant"
p3achy_keen: bets $427 and is all-in
newhizzle: calls $427
*** RIVER *** [As Jc 4s 2c] [Ac]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
newhizzle: shows [Ad 5d] (three of a kind, Aces)
p3achy_keen: shows [Kh Ah] (three of a kind, Aces - King kicker)
p3achy_keen collected $2311 from pot
Bad_reflex said, "I thought he had the str8 flush..."
Islander21 said, "me 2"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2314 | Rake $3
Board [As Jc 4s 2c Ac]
Seat 1: viggy222 folded before Flop
Seat 2: leled80 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: newhizzle (small blind) showed [Ad 5d] and lost with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 4: p3achy_keen (big blind) showed [Kh Ah] and won ($2311) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 6: Bad_reflex folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: ShiFtYFiNGeR folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: MMDTG folded on the Flop
Seat 9: Islander21 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


7.

POKERSTARS GAME #7395939855: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/11 - 09:46:52 (ET)
Table 'Epeios' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: cancan2 ($899 in chips)
Seat 2: ICEKK ($942 in chips)
Seat 3: newhizzle ($1032 in chips)
Seat 4: p3achy_keen ($1000 in chips)
Seat 5: Carp Carl ($1372 in chips)
Seat 6: lllFSlll ($170 in chips)
Seat 8: Goral ($2142.50 in chips)
Seat 9: Islander21 ($1000 in chips)
ICEKK: posts small blind $5
newhizzle: posts big blind $10
ShiFtYFiNGeR: sits out
Islander21: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to newhizzle [Jd Jh]
p3achy_keen: folds
Carp Carl: folds
lllFSlll: raises $30 to $40
Goral: folds
Islander21: calls $30
cancan2: folds
ICEKK: folds
newhizzle: raises $60 to $100
lllFSlll: folds
Islander21: calls $60
*** FLOP *** [2s 8c 7h]
newhizzle: bets $200
Islander21: raises $300 to $500
newhizzle: calls $300
*** TURN *** [2s 8c 7h] [9c]
newhizzle: checks
Islander21: bets $400 and is all-in
newhizzle: calls $400
*** RIVER *** [2s 8c 7h 9c] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
newhizzle: shows [Jd Jh] (two pair, Jacks and Deuces)
Islander21: shows [Ah Ad] (two pair, Aces and Deuces)
Islander21 collected $2042 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2045 | Rake $3
Board [2s 8c 7h 9c 2h]
Seat 1: cancan2 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: ICEKK (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: newhizzle (big blind) showed [Jd Jh] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Deuces
Seat 4: p3achy_keen folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Carp Carl folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: lllFSlll folded before Flop
Seat 8: Goral folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Islander21 showed [Ah Ad] and won ($2042) with two pair, Aces and Deuces


8.

POKERSTARS GAME #7396392345: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($10/$20) - 2006/12/11 - 10:57:29 (ET)
Table 'Aegina II' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: BjelleTang ($2000 in chips)
Seat 2: IGOT3KIND ($2554 in chips)
Seat 3: Keesbussum ($1538 in chips)
Seat 4: bet2win ($3915.50 in chips)
Seat 5: Shifty1768 ($6579.50 in chips)
Seat 6: newhizzle ($1837 in chips)
newhizzle: posts small blind $10
BjelleTang: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to newhizzle [Ah Ts]
IGOT3KIND: folds
Keesbussum: folds
bet2win: folds
Shifty1768: raises $60 to $80
newhizzle: calls $70
BjelleTang: folds
*** FLOP *** [6s 9s 5c]
newhizzle: checks
Shifty1768: bets $180
newhizzle: calls $180
*** TURN *** [6s 9s 5c] [6h]
newhizzle: bets $720
Shifty1768: raises $940 to $1660
newhizzle: folds
Shifty1768 collected $1977 from pot
Shifty1768: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1980 | Rake $3
Board [6s 9s 5c 6h]
Seat 1: BjelleTang (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: IGOT3KIND folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Keesbussum folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: bet2win folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Shifty1768 (button) collected ($1977)
Seat 6: newhizzle (small blind) folded on the Turn

9.

POKERSTARS GAME #7396367461: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($10/$20) - 2006/12/11 - 10:53:55 (ET)
Table 'Aegina II' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 2: IGOT3KIND ($2654 in chips)
Seat 3: Keesbussum ($1540 in chips)
Seat 4: bet2win ($3945.50 in chips)
Seat 5: Shifty1768 ($5551.50 in chips)
Seat 6: newhizzle ($2739 in chips)
BjelleTang will be allowed to play after the button
IGOT3KIND: posts small blind $10
Keesbussum: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to newhizzle [5d 5c]
bet2win: folds
Shifty1768: raises $60 to $80
newhizzle: calls $80
IGOT3KIND: calls $70
Keesbussum: folds
*** FLOP *** [Kd 2s 2d]
IGOT3KIND: checks
Shifty1768: bets $180
newhizzle: calls $180
IGOT3KIND: folds
*** TURN *** [Kd 2s 2d] [Ts]
Shifty1768: bets $350
newhizzle: raises $350 to $700
Shifty1768: calls $350
*** RIVER *** [Kd 2s 2d Ts] [7s]
Shifty1768: checks
newhizzle: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Shifty1768: shows [Ac Ks] (two pair, Kings and Deuces)
newhizzle: mucks hand
Shifty1768 collected $2018 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2020 | Rake $2
Board [Kd 2s 2d Ts 7s]
Seat 2: IGOT3KIND (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: Keesbussum (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: bet2win folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Shifty1768 showed [Ac Ks] and won ($2018) with two pair, Kings and Deuces
Seat 6: newhizzle (button) mucked [5d 5c]


10.

POKERSTARS GAME #7395536114: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/11 - 08:31:22 (ET)
Table 'Centaurus IV' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: newhizzle ($922.25 in chips)
Seat 3: hibban ($135 in chips)
Seat 4: Mac4460 ($1148.50 in chips)
Seat 5: p3achy_keen ($1242 in chips)
Seat 6: GayBird42 ($1095.75 in chips)
p3achy_keen: posts small blind $5
GayBird42: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to newhizzle [Qc Qd]
newhizzle: raises $20 to $30
hibban: folds
Mac4460: folds
p3achy_keen: calls $25
GayBird42: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [Kh 9h Td]
p3achy_keen: checks
GayBird42: checks
newhizzle: bets $80
p3achy_keen: folds
GayBird42: calls $80
*** TURN *** [Kh 9h Td] [6s]
GayBird42: checks
newhizzle: bets $812.25 and is all-in
GayBird42: calls $812.25
*** RIVER *** [Kh 9h Td 6s] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
GayBird42: shows [8h 7h] (a flush, King high)
newhizzle: mucks hand
GayBird42 collected $1872.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1874.50 | Rake $2
Board [Kh 9h Td 6s 2h]
Seat 1: newhizzle mucked [Qc Qd]
Seat 3: hibban folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Mac4460 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: p3achy_keen (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: GayBird42 (big blind) showed [8h 7h] and won ($1872.50) with a flush, King high