**Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**

[LordBrun]

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Here's another one vs. a total calling station 48/0/.5 fish with a 37 WTSD. Flop was a misclick if you can call it that, I misread the board thinking I only had an OESD. Reason for river fps is because it's this guy. It's like he has the downs syndrome, such a lovely lovely fish. I was expecting him to call with much weaker that what he actually had.

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

Hero (SB): $158.76
BB: $55.43
UTG: $36.18
CO: $51.94
BTN: $66.30

Preflop: Hero is dealt 6 4 (5 Players)
UTG calls $0.50, CO folds, BTN calls $0.50, Hero calls $0.25, BB checks

Flop: ($2) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5 (4 Players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($2) Q (4 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $1.90</font>, BB folds, UTG calls $1.90, BTN folds

River: ($5.80) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $156.36</font>, UTG calls all-in for $33.78
Uncalled bet of $122.58 returned to Hero

Pot Size: $73.36 ($2 Rake)

UTG had Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Queens) and LOST (-$36.18)
Hero had 6 4 (a straight Three to Seven) and WON (+$35.18)

He put me on QJ? Expert playa.

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Lovely. Who needs rakeback with players like this [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Nogatsira]

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<font color="blue"> WHAT IS THE THING YOU MOST OFTEN SAY OUT LOUD WHEN PLAYING ONLINE POKER?</font>



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"yea great call .. IDIOT"

[creamfillin]

[censored]!

[Fiksdal]

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Here's another one vs. a total calling station 48/0/.5 fish with a 37 WTSD. Flop was a misclick if you can call it that, I misread the board thinking I only had an OESD. Reason for river fps is because it's this guy. It's like he has the downs syndrome, such a lovely lovely fish. I was expecting him to call with much weaker that what he actually had.

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

Hero (SB): $158.76
BB: $55.43
UTG: $36.18
CO: $51.94
BTN: $66.30

Preflop: Hero is dealt 6 4 (5 Players)
UTG calls $0.50, CO folds, BTN calls $0.50, Hero calls $0.25, BB checks

Flop: ($2) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5 (4 Players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($2) Q (4 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $1.90</font>, BB folds, UTG calls $1.90, BTN folds

River: ($5.80) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $156.36</font>, UTG calls all-in for $33.78
Uncalled bet of $122.58 returned to Hero

Pot Size: $73.36 ($2 Rake)

UTG had Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Queens) and LOST (-$36.18)
Hero had 6 4 (a straight Three to Seven) and WON (+$35.18)

He put me on QJ? Expert playa.

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Lovely. Who needs rakeback with players like this [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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Fwiw he INSTAcalled, like with the speed of lightening lol.

btw I haven't forgotten about that $25 I owe ya sir.

[Nogatsira]

anyone wanna play some chess on yahoo or whatever free site?
$1 on stars to the winner

HIGHSTAKES!

[pmw]

so this guy tried to slowroll me. he waited the whole time bank long and than reraised me...i would love to see his face when he saw my hand
Prima Poker skin
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.20
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $25.00
UTG+1: $16.13
Hero: $28.95
Button: $15.75
SB: $35.22
BB: $3.80

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $0.8</font>, UTG+1 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $2.8</font>, 3 folds, UTG calls.

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($5.9, 2 players)
UTG checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $4.2</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $12</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $21.95</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG calls all-in $10.2</font>.
Uncalled bets: $10.2 returned to UTG.

Turn: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($39.85, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $49.8)


River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($39.85, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $49.8)


Results:
Final pot: $39.85
<font color="#ffffff">UTG shows 10h 10c</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero shows Ah Ac</font>

edit finally got poker ace hud

[Ikaika]

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<font color="blue"> WHAT IS THE THING YOU MOST OFTEN SAY OUT LOUD WHEN PLAYING ONLINE POKER?</font>

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Haha you called you stupid donk...oh [censored] theres the flush card hyachachachachachacahcahcahchacha.

-OR-

Oh you scum.

[21SuicideKing21]

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Here's another one vs. a total calling station 48/0/.5 fish with a 37 WTSD. Flop was a misclick if you can call it that, I misread the board thinking I only had an OESD. Reason for river fps is because it's this guy. It's like he has the downs syndrome, such a lovely lovely fish. I was expecting him to call with much weaker that what he actually had.

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

Hero (SB): $158.76
BB: $55.43
UTG: $36.18
CO: $51.94
BTN: $66.30

Preflop: Hero is dealt 6 4 (5 Players)
UTG calls $0.50, CO folds, BTN calls $0.50, Hero calls $0.25, BB checks

Flop: ($2) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5 (4 Players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($2) Q (4 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $1.90</font>, BB folds, UTG calls $1.90, BTN folds

River: ($5.80) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $156.36</font>, UTG calls all-in for $33.78
Uncalled bet of $122.58 returned to Hero

Pot Size: $73.36 ($2 Rake)

UTG had Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Queens) and LOST (-$36.18)
Hero had 6 4 (a straight Three to Seven) and WON (+$35.18)

He put me on QJ? Expert playa.

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are you retarded?

[Reup Gang]

i 9-12 table for 90 min, make a stupid play and follow it up with another tilt play as i try to chase back what i lost.

i calm down, decide to just go back to my ABC poker, and eventually i will win. as soon as i start doing that i instantly win 2 BI and am back to break even.

how come this never happens whilst I was playing ABC poker for those 90 mins? it seems every time i actually give in and tilt, and THEN go back to playing ABC poker, I instantly get back what i lose. wtf?

[Fiksdal]

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are you retarded?


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Excuse me?