SSNL POKER [cheese] thread SEPT

[capodu]

sickest day at NL200 ever!

[1gotth3nuts]

^^BALLIN

i posted in internet gaming thread a few days ago but no replies so far..... i need to transfer some FTP money onto Stars (like 1k or something), so PM me if u are interested.

-Matt

[BGnight]

I'm playing a $58 satellite and people are just giving their chips away to me. It's so bad I'd be surprised if noone emails support and complains of chipdumping [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]. I've already tripled my stack [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

nice work, capodu. I remember graphs like that. .........................I miss August [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[BGnight]

ewwwwwwwww, just gave em all back [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[bubaloo]

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] laggy spewtards

[BGnight]

yay, AQ<KQ aipf. I'm done w/ donkaments for another month.

[bubaloo]

[ QUOTE ]
yay, AQ<KQ aipf. I'm done w/ donkaments for another month.

[/ QUOTE ]

you'll be back. donkaments are like crack.

i kept going back for another hit a few weeks ago, but since i got a good score in one, i have no desire to play them for a while.

[1gotth3nuts]

lol.... three hands in a row...

PokerStars Game #12060569252: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/09/14 - 20:04:59 (ET)
Table 'Inna II' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: ethidium1 ($101.80 in chips)
Seat 2: MyHomeSVegaS ($214.80 in chips)
Seat 3: BILLY888 ($65.35 in chips)
Seat 4: luxuryjun1 ($106.30 in chips)
Seat 6: UCSBalum ($128.50 in chips)
MyHomeSVegaS: posts small blind $0.50
BILLY888: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to UCSBalum [Kd Kh]
luxuryjun1: folds
UCSBalum said, "heh, yea its enjoyable"
UCSBalum: raises $3 to $4
ethidium1: folds
ryan7962 leaves the table
MyHomeSVegaS: raises $210.80 to $214.80 and is all-in
BILLY888: folds
UCSBalum: calls $124.50 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Ad Kc Ts]
*** TURN *** [Ad Kc Ts] [9d]
UCSBalum said, "plz hold"
*** RIVER *** [Ad Kc Ts 9d] [4s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MyHomeSVegaS: shows [Ks Ac] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
UCSBalum: shows [Kd Kh] (three of a kind, Kings)
UCSBalum collected $256 from pot
UCSBalum said, "ballin"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $258 | Rake $2
Board [Ad Kc Ts 9d 4s]
Seat 1: ethidium1 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: MyHomeSVegaS (small blind) showed [Ks Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 3: BILLY888 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: luxuryjun1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: UCSBalum showed [Kd Kh] and won ($256) with three of a kind, Kings
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PokerStars Game #12060580798: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/09/14 - 20:05:39 (ET)
Table 'Inna II' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: ethidium1 ($101.80 in chips)
Seat 2: MyHomeSVegaS ($86.30 in chips)
Seat 3: BILLY888 ($64.35 in chips)
Seat 4: luxuryjun1 ($106.30 in chips)
Seat 6: UCSBalum ($256 in chips)
BILLY888: posts small blind $0.50
luxuryjun1: posts big blind $1
BILLY888 said, "ouch"
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to UCSBalum [Ad Kc]
UCSBalum: raises $3 to $4
Riddle4875 joins the table at seat #5
ethidium1: folds
MyHomeSVegaS: raises $7 to $11
BILLY888: raises $53.35 to $64.35 and is all-in
luxuryjun1: folds
UCSBalum: raises $53.35 to $117.70
MyHomeSVegaS: folds
*** FLOP *** [9h Ts 9c]
UCSBalum said, "hm"
*** TURN *** [9h Ts 9c] [8d]
*** RIVER *** [9h Ts 9c 8d] [5d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BILLY888: shows [Jd Jh] (two pair, Jacks and Nines)
UCSBalum: mucks hand
UCSBalum said, "goddamnit"
BILLY888 collected $138.70 from pot
UCSBalum said, "AK"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $140.70 | Rake $2
Board [9h Ts 9c 8d 5d]
Seat 1: ethidium1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: MyHomeSVegaS (button) folded before Flop
Seat 3: BILLY888 (small blind) showed [Jd Jh] and won ($138.70) with two pair, Jacks and Nines
Seat 4: luxuryjun1 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: UCSBalum mucked [Ad Kc]
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PokerStars Game #12060591116: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/09/14 - 20:06:15 (ET)
Table 'Inna II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: ethidium1 ($101.80 in chips)
Seat 2: MyHomeSVegaS ($75.30 in chips)
Seat 3: BILLY888 ($138.70 in chips)
Seat 4: luxuryjun1 ($105.30 in chips)
Seat 5: Riddle4875 ($51.80 in chips)
Seat 6: UCSBalum ($191.65 in chips)
luxuryjun1: posts small blind $0.50
Riddle4875: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to UCSBalum [Qs Qc]
UCSBalum: raises $3 to $4
ethidium1: folds
MyHomeSVegaS: raises $11 to $15
BILLY888: folds
luxuryjun1: folds
Riddle4875: folds
UCSBalum: raises $176.65 to $191.65 and is all-in
MyHomeSVegaS: calls $60.30 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Td Ah 7d]
UCSBalum said, "lol"
UCSBalum said, "dkfjalksdfhalkfjdhalf"
UCSBalum said, "QQ"
*** TURN *** [Td Ah 7d] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [Td Ah 7d 9h] [8s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
UCSBalum: shows [Qs Qc] (a pair of Queens)
MyHomeSVegaS: mucks hand
MyHomeSVegaS leaves the table
UCSBalum collected $149.10 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $152.10 | Rake $3
Board [Td Ah 7d 9h 8s]
Seat 1: ethidium1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: MyHomeSVegaS mucked [5s 3s]
Seat 3: BILLY888 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: luxuryjun1 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Riddle4875 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: UCSBalum showed [Qs Qc] and won ($149.10) with a pair of Queens

[traz]

I found a new best friend.


Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $99.00
Hero (BB): $169.09
UTG: $237.87
MP: $44.28
CO: $102.58
BTN: $115.62

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
3 folds, BTN calls $1.00, SB folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $5.00</font>, BTN calls $4.00

Flop: ($10.50) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $8.00</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $20.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $55.00</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $95.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $135.00</font>, BTN calls all-in for $15.62
Uncalled bet of $24.38 returned to Hero

Turn: ($231.74) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($231.74) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $231.74 ($3 Rake)

BTN had 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Twos) and LOST (-$115.62)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Kings) and WON (+$113.12)


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Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $99.40
BB: $102.55
UTG: $73.85
MP: $133.43
Hero (CO): $273.71
BTN: $245.85

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $4.00</font>, MP folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $13.50</font>, 3 folds, UTG calls $9.50

Flop: ($28.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets $13.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $28.00</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises all-in to $60.35</font>, Hero calls $32.35

Turn: ($149.20) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($149.20) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $149.20 ($3 Rake)

UTG had T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (high card Ace) and LOST (-$73.85)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Kings) and WON (+$72.35)

[AaronOC]

if jams47 is a member here i hope he dies in a grease fire

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

Hero (SB): $262.30
BB: $199.80
UTG: $483.95
CO: $216.80
BTN: $241.20

Preflop: Hero is dealt T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $7.00</font>, BTN folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $25.00</font>, BB folds, CO calls $18.00

Flop: ($52) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $37.00</font>, CO calls $37.00

Turn: ($126) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $200.30</font>, CO calls all-in for $154.80
Uncalled bet of $45.50 returned to Hero

River: ($435.60) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $435.60 ($3 Rake)

CO had 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a straight, Six high) and WON (+$215.80)
Hero had T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$216.80)