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| The one where he almost throws a jar of piss at a car |
   
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1 | 2.17% |
| The one where he can't be bothered to go to a funeral even though it means a lot to his dad |
  
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28 | 60.87% |
| The one where he wants to let snakes loose in a theater |
  
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2 | 4.35% |
| The one where he tells his grandmother to go [censored] herself |
  
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13 | 28.26% |
| Other (please specify) |
  
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2 | 4.35% |
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#2092
09-24-2007, 01:03 AM
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Re: ***SSNL LIFE THREAD***
Also too,
Good story from this weekend which I aluded to in a drunk post on friday night: We get back from the bar, which was a great time like always. Walk into the living room, there are 2 girls on the couch. I have no idea how they got there, or even who they are. We start hanging out, they are both REALLY interested in my friend, so I lay back, let the man have his fun. So one blurts out "I wanna make out" so he and her start going at it, im just sitting there drinking a beer. Entertaining, im hoping he will seal the deal so I can go to sleep. She stops, tells the other one "hes really good, your turn". Excellent, my man is on the 3-some train. They start, and she pulls off, and looks at his crotch, starting leans towards it....and pukes. On him, the floor, the couch. My friend who is like the most laid back person ever gets up all pissed off, goes to the bathroom. I walk past, he just goes "Get them the [censored] OUTTA HERE. [censored] SKANK PUKED ON ME!" I go into the living room, one is pretty much comatose. So I put her on my bed, let her and her friend stay there, cause I dont feel like carrying her home. I give her a pot and sleep on the couch. Woke up and they were gone. Also too, Im developing a bad case of oneitis. On the plus side I think im almost there with her. |
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#2093
09-24-2007, 01:06 AM
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Re: ***SSNL LIFE THREAD***
sigh...contrary to popular belief, i think expensive cars are last on the baller list.
say you wanna spend 30k on a car. you can get an ABSURD wardrope, INSANE booze collection, BALLER accessories, GOOD food, do basically anything fancy you want and impress everybody, and still only spend 1/5 of that. it just doesn't seem worth it unless you're honestly rich enough where your net worth doesn't even feel an impact from dropping 30k+. |
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#2095
09-24-2007, 01:10 AM
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Re: ***SSNL LIFE THREAD***
Pandora+Ruckus+Tunebite is a deadly deadly combination. Would it be possible to write a program that automates the process of inputting keywords into Pandora, having Ruckus dload every album by the related artists that pop up, having Tunebite convert said songs, and then importing them into iTunes?
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#2097
09-24-2007, 01:17 AM
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Re: ***SSNL LIFE THREAD***
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say you wanna spend 30k on a car. [/ QUOTE ] yes please! [ QUOTE ] you can get an ABSURD wardrope [/ QUOTE ] i already have a nice wardrobe [ QUOTE ] INSANE booze collection [/ QUOTE ] i dont really drink a lot [ QUOTE ] BALLER accessories [/ QUOTE ] i already have $10,000 worth of electronic equipment in my apartment from fpps [ QUOTE ] GOOD food [/ QUOTE ] i know how to cook [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [ QUOTE ] do basically anything fancy you want and impress everybody [/ QUOTE ] DEFINE FANCY [ QUOTE ] and still only spend 1/5 of that [/ QUOTE ] lol money |
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