So I had a date tonight

[delta k]

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It's like you gave her dick in a box, except it was balls in a jar.

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A+, if it's original.

[Mr. Philosophy]

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Yeah, that's bad advice for someone like goofy. Now he's thinking "I don't want a girl like that, I want a nice girl. To get a nice girl you have to be nice. Plus I'm not a douchebag, so screw that I'll just be me..."

And he's right. But you can be NICE and not a total PUSSY. There's nothing mean about being forward and decisive and on top of things and taking charge. That works on all girls, even the masochistic ones. Goofy doesnt need to become some dick PUA, he just needs to stop f--king around.

--GA

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Best advice on this thread so far. You don't need to treat a girl like crap so she will fall for you, but you do need to act like a man.

[kolotoure]

Goofy deserves to have his man card revoked

[4_2_it]

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Goofy deserves to have his man card revoked

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Why are you guys assuming he ever got one issued in the first place?

The Vegas plan is utterly diabolical in its simplicity: Alcohol.

[prodonkey]

us older guys know all the tricks lol

[kolotoure]

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Goofy deserves to have his man card revoked

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Why are you guys assuming he ever got one issued in the first place?

The Vegas plan is utterly diabolical in its simplicity: Alcohol.

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Isn't it time for your afternoon nap?

[sethypooh21]

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It's like you gave her dick in a box, except it was balls in a jar.

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A+, if it's original.

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So far as I know, it is.

[DING-DONG YO]

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Yeah, that's bad advice for someone like goofy. Now he's thinking "I don't want a girl like that, I want a nice girl. To get a nice girl you have to be nice. Plus I'm not a douchebag, so screw that I'll just be me..."

And he's right. But you can be NICE and not a total PUSSY. There's nothing mean about being forward and decisive and on top of things and taking charge. That works on all girls, even the masochistic ones. Goofy doesnt need to become some dick PUA, he just needs to stop f--king around.

--GA

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That's pretty much what I was getting at. You have to walk a line between being confident and assertive without turning into an out and out azzhole.

I was not saying turn into a super-dick PUA.

[DING-DONG YO]

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us older guys know all the tricks lol

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because we made all the same mistakes when we were that age.

Plus, and I hate to say this. Being older makes it easier in and of itself. Girls like older guys.

[holdme]

goofy, you make kitty sad.