OT: [censored] thread, June, READ RULES IN TOP POST

[Eagles]

Futuredoc,
I think raising pf is absolutely horrendous.

[Slim Pickens]

Drunkern ring game are teh pwn.

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.05/$0.10 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

<u>SB: $3.60</u>
<u>Hero (BB): $10.00</u>
<u>UTG: $3.15</u>
MP: $10.65
<u>CO: $4.00</u>
BTN: $4.80

CO posts $0.10
<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $0.10, MP folds, CO checks, BTN calls $0.10, SB calls $0.05, Hero checks

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($0.50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG checks, CO checks, BTN checks

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($0.50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $0.50</font>, Hero calls $0.50, UTG calls $0.50, CO calls $0.50, BTN folds

<font color="black">River:</font> ($2.50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG checks, CO checks

Pot Size: $2.50 ($0.25 Rake)

CO had 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Fives) and LOST (-$0.60)
UTG had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Fives) and LOST (-$0.60)
SB had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Fives) and LOST (-$0.60)
Hero had 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Eights and Fives) and WON (+$1.65)

[Indiana]

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slim u should be calling me teh pwn, because that's all that i is.

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Dude... no one is not calling you teh pwn. In all seriousness, I'm trying to defend you. You actually need to hook up with my crazy Asian nuclear engineer gamblor friends who have a very nice home game in San Mateo. I'm stuck about $400 in a $0.5/1 game there...

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slim i know im not even reading the dam posts anymore man i just reply whatever comes to mind...

[costanza_g]

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sharkscope "Crazy Town a"

ok some of you are too poor for it, here his stats


Username Games Played Av. Profit Av. Stake Av. ROI Total Profit

Crazy Town a 5,178 -$2.02 $8 -25% -$10,469 LLLLLLLL



c
an anyone fine a worse low stakes playeR?

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Snookie6969



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seagrams 83

[Kevin8423]

Lol that guy doesn't even have rare upswings.. just a consistant loser.

[Slim Pickens]

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slim u should be calling me teh pwn, because that's all that i is.

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Dude... no one is not calling you teh pwn. In all seriousness, I'm trying to defend you. You actually need to hook up with my crazy Asian nuclear engineer gamblor friends who have a very nice home game in San Mateo. I'm stuck about $400 in a $0.5/1 game there...

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slim i know im not even reading the dam posts anymore man i just reply whatever comes to mind...

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Serious... we drink Irish Car Bombs and I teach people how to play PLO. There's gambling on basketball skills. I get handicapped in HORSE (basketball kind). The game is usually Friday or Saturday night. You should play with us sometime.

[lacky]

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Technically you did say worst, and being able to drop the same amount of money in 1/4 of the games is much worse. Agreed on the other guy being the dumbest tho. I wonder at what point he'll realize he just might not be good.

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donno, I stuck with false hope in hu sng's for 360 of em before deciding that I really do suck at them. And to be honest, even after dumping 2k on the damn things, I'm still kinda convinced in the back of my mind I just ran really, really, really bad. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[Indiana]

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slim u should be calling me teh pwn, because that's all that i is.

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Dude... no one is not calling you teh pwn. In all seriousness, I'm trying to defend you. You actually need to hook up with my crazy Asian nuclear engineer gamblor friends who have a very nice home game in San Mateo. I'm stuck about $400 in a $0.5/1 game there...

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slim i know im not even reading the dam posts anymore man i just reply whatever comes to mind...

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Serious... we drink Irish Car Bombs and I teach people how to play PLO. There's gambling on basketball skills. I get handicapped in HORSE (basketball kind). The game is usually Friday or Saturday night. You should play with us sometime.

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any time bro

[MikeMcQ1]

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After being really angry because of Party going busto. I didn't play poker today after the warmup.


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Err...What?

[Clayton]

hi, does anyone out there have a working betpot script for fulltilt that allows the user to fold with the middle mouse button and shove with the right mouse button?

i can do the shove, but not the fold, and its slightly annoying because i'm on my laptop and will be for 2 months and I have a working script on the desktop which I took apart last week &gt;=(

help would be appreciate, ty