How many 5 year-olds.....

[jakethebake]

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much more difficult to stay on your feet.

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That would be the tough part. On the other hand, 5 year-olds are pretty clumsy so I'd probably be better at it than they were. And they'd probably be too busy falling down to really get after you. I'd say this would make it tougher, but not much more dangerous for you.

[lucas9000]

moonwalk mode would reduce my number by 10-15% i think. the only REAL added difficulty of moonwalk mode would be that it would require greater stamina...you wouldn't be able to kick as many kids, and it would be tougher for you to stay on your feet. nevertheless, it would make their task more difficult. but, they've still got sheer numbers.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

I think Moonwalk/BounceCage Mode definitely gives a bit of an edge to the numbers.

[Duke]

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Are you allowed to use one the kids to wield at other kids ala a sword?

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I'm thinking Sauron from the opening to the first LOTR movie, swinging his mace and sending the soldiers flying.

~D

[brassnuts]

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These kids are five, do you remember what you were like when you were five?


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5 year olds are retarded.

[bholdr]

AWESOME post.
5 year olds!

hundreds of 'em! no problem. i'd let the biggest, toughest 5 year old i've ever met boot me in the junk as hard as he likes- it's not gonna incapacitate me, but one backhand slap and that kid's a crying wreck.

geez. do you guys have any idea how weak, fragile, emotionally vulnerable, and just plain incapable of real fighting 5 year olds are? they can barely hurt each other in fights, let alone an adult. and you gotta assume one punch/ one kid, and i can throw a lot of punches (lord help me for writing this stuff).

i geuss i'd be a little concerned about biting- that'd be they're only shot.

smae question, ten year olds, maybe 5 maybe not.

[Stork]

Moonwalk mode would have to reduce the number you could take by at least 50%. It gives the little tykes a chance to get eye level with you, and they have alot more force if their being propelled off the ground. And it's easier for you to trip. If you jump up, a bunch of em can roll under you and land where you would so you trip, and then a bunch more would jump on your head.

[jakethebake]

Is anyone else suprised we haven't had any five year-olds chime in on this debate? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[lapoker17]

Has anyone addressed footwear? If everyone's wearing sneakers, then the number gets exponentially higher. If the little psychos are wearing steel toed boots, then kicks to the shins become much more incapacitating.

[elwoodblues]

It gives more than a bit of an edge. It takes away one of your best weapons --- a hard floor.