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[metsfan88]

Not really bad pre-flop but just sucks after

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t400 (8 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Button (t9628)
SB (t10065)
Hero (t2595)
UTG (t5315)
UTG+1 (t7027)
MP1 (t21690)
MP2 (t6140)
CO (t5040)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, MP2 calls t400, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: (t1175) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets t1200</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t2170</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 raises to t5715</font>, SB calls t4515.

Turn: (t14775) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>

River: (t14775) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>

Final Pot: t14775

Results in white below:
SB has Ks 7s (straight, seven high).
Hero has 2d 4d (straight, six high).
MP2 has Td Ts (two pair, tens and fives).
Outcome: SB wins t14775.

[cameronw01]

If someone could join the $5 4-player HU O/8 sng on Stars that'd be awesome. Furyshade, mlagoo and I are waiting.

[mlagoo]

PokerStars Game #10178108310: Tournament #51302175, $5.00+$0.25 Omaha Hi/Lo Limit - Match Round I, Level II (20/40) - 2007/05/30 - 02:20:18 (ET)
Table '51302175 2' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: mlagoo (1940 in chips)
Seat 2: furyshade (1060 in chips)
mlagoo: posts small blind 10
furyshade: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mlagoo [2h 9c Ad 2s]
mlagoo: raises 20 to 40
furyshade: raises 20 to 60
mlagoo: raises 20 to 80
Betting is capped
furyshade: calls 20
*** FLOP *** [5h 2c Kh]
furyshade: bets 20
mlagoo: raises 20 to 40
furyshade: raises 20 to 60
mlagoo: raises 20 to 80
Betting is capped
furyshade: calls 20
*** TURN *** [5h 2c Kh] [Kc]
furyshade: bets 40
mlagoo: raises 40 to 80
furyshade: raises 40 to 120
mlagoo: raises 40 to 160
Betting is capped
furyshade: calls 40
*** RIVER *** [5h 2c Kh Kc] [2d]
furyshade: bets 40
mlagoo: raises 40 to 80
furyshade: raises 40 to 120
mlagoo: raises 40 to 160
Betting is capped
furyshade: calls 40
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mlagoo: shows [2h 9c Ad 2s] (HI: four of a kind, Deuces)
furyshade: mucks hand
mlagoo collected 960 from pot
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 960 | Rake 0
Board [5h 2c Kh Kc 2d]
Seat 1: mlagoo (button) (small blind) showed [2h 9c Ad 2s] and won (960) with HI: four of a kind, Deuces
Seat 2: furyshade (big blind) mucked [3d Jd Ks 5d]

[Soulman]

Does anyone else occasionally run through this thread for some comic relief? A lot of funny stuff here, mwahahahahaha.

[CharlieDontSurf]

I have 1k on Stars and need 1k on tilt...can any regular do me a fav and do a swap...as long as I know u/of u..i'll send first.

thnks

CDS

[thebeebster]

does anyone need any absolute money? i have a &lt; 4 figure amount that i'd love to trade for stars. headed to bed, but will check thread and pms in the morning. thx.