Ask Yugo Anything!!

[GreekHouse]

Yugo,

This is a 2-part question.

1. Would you consider my attraction to women with huge natural boobs to be a fetish?

2. Would you guess that this attraction/obsession is mostly genetic, or is it likely caused by something that happened to me when I was younger?

--GH

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So for my 5k post I figure the only way I'll get to 6k is if I have one of these threads, lol, [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]. Seriously though, I've thought about doing a thread like this in the past and I'm in the right frame of mind atm to do one.

Good starting topcis to ask questions about:
Anything STTF, poker (concepts or actual hands or anything really), basketball, social dynamics, philosophy, palmistry, movies, life, etc.

Okay, let's get this party started!

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Yugoslav

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WHY AND HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE ME. AND IN WHICH WAYS DO YOU WANT TO EXPRESS YOUR LOVE TO (ME).

[The Yugoslavian]

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Yugo, how do you become happy in(with?) life?


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Well I have adopted a bit of a solipsistic attitude towards the world. What this means on an ontological level is that there isn't reality as most people would think....it's just whatever it is to me. Thus, everything is basically as I want it to be necessarily.

But okay, generally I think people in this particular society are *extremely* caught up in imagined external forces. Are the terroists gonna get me? Meh, no. Zomg, clarissa hunt said I was a huge poser.....life is so bad. Like half of the things people say to me basically sound insane from my perspective. SFB complains about traffic every time I talk to him....but like, that seems like a little kid getting mad at a bunny that ran away - it's just so dumb. The difference between the kid and the grownup (hint: SFB) is the kid will be happy and at peace within like 5 seconds. Adults let this kind of stuff get internalized and pretty much eat away at them. It all builds and builds.

People internalize all sorts of rubbish that really has nothing to do with being happy. You have *full* control to pick and choose which thoughts you want to stick in your head and habits and which ones you don't. Try thinking "will this thought make me happy?" instead of simply running with whatever likely retarded thought you're thinking (that you are thinking of in the first place due to societal "norms"....you have to think for yourself).

I approach many "hurdles" in my life like Mario does in his video games. I simply jump the F over them, [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]. I do this over and over and, hey, I'm pretty good at it and smiling the whole time (Mario always simles and is happy kids, take note). I definitely do vent though. I am not awesome yet at letting everything go without verbalizing it (sometimes a very helpful tool). But, when I vent I like to make sure I either do it in a letting go way....most ppl get upset and their verbalizations actually ground their anger deeper inside of them. Try talking positively of the thing that makes you angry (hard to be angry at something positive).

Or, try this useful exercise (yeah, it's uber silly but it works....this is science): sit up (or stand up) straight and tilt your head up a bit and smile a big goofy smile. Okay, now think of something extremely depressing and sad....

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Okay, it's *very* difficult to actually successfully think of something sad and depressing, isn't it? Not impossible but it takes *work*. Now if you tilt your head down and frown....try thinking of something depressing....SO EZ!! Not only is it easy, but it's hard to get your mind off of it once it's stuck.

But okay, I have a lot of different thoughts swirling in my head and they cannot all come out perfectly, [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img].

Oh and one last thing I didn't directly address...getting things you want. Well this starts with knowing what you want. In other words:

"If you don't know what you want.. you end up with a lot you don't."

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What is your outlook on the future of poker?


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Honestly I'm not sure. The WSOP gets bigger and bigger each year even though each year it's supposed to be the peak. *All* the casinos in Vegas now have poker (like even a year ago this wasn't the case). Unless the government can really effectively "ban" online poker in the US I don't think it will really fall off too much....I mean maybe it peaks at some point but I don't think it's at an unsustainable point yet and thus, it may slow down or become stagnant but I don't think it will crash (unless the govt does it).

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Is Zooey Deschanel hot?


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I really only remember seeing her in Elf...and for some reason I really wanted to split her in two in that toy store [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]. So yes? She's really more like cute but whatev.

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Where is Gigabet?

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Currently pwning the hell out of the ME. He has like 70k chips atm and is second in chips in his "heat" or whatever I think.

I guess this year he isn't wandering off into the Full Tilt lounge for hours at a time while being blinded off, [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img].

Yugoslav

[The Yugoslavian]

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Is poker the meaning of life or is it more important than that

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I'm pretty sure I answered this question near the beginning of the thread. Whatever it was it was my final answer, [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img].

Yugoslav

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hrm...so you really don't know. As sfb says, "either there is no point, or that is the point."

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Did you bother to look at my answer?
*cough*

Yeah I've heard SFB say that many times....it has a certain ring to it and in a way I think he's right. But many people may feel that it sounds bleak. I believe my explanation is much more empowering and motivating [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img].

Yugoslav

[The Yugoslavian]

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what's your handle on party? i take affront to you calling yourself the second best at the 55 speeds

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lol

Yugoslav

[The Yugoslavian]

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WHY AND HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE ME. AND IN WHICH WAYS DO YOU WANT TO EXPRESS YOUR LOVE TO (ME).

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Whoa, calm down, lol.

Ummm....I'm barely familiar with you at all. I do recognize your handle and have a vague idea of what your posts are like.

I guess I love you this much *gestures with hands*.

And I want to express my love with this smiley montage:

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Yugoslav

[The Yugoslavian]

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Yugo,

This is a 2-part question.

1. Would you consider my attraction to women with huge natural boobs to be a fetish?


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fet·ish (ftsh, ftsh)
n.

1. Something, such as an object or a nonsexual part of the body, that arouses sexual desire and may become necessary for sexual gratification.
2. An abnormally obsessive preoccupation or attachment.

So no.....the breasts are a very sexual part of the human body. Furthermore I do not believe you are abnormally obsessive about them, [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]. You give them more points than many guys or maybe even most, but not all by any means. Plus there are a ton of guys who love boobs close to as much as you.

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2. Would you guess that this attraction/obsession is mostly genetic, or is it likely caused by something that happened to me when I was younger?

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Wow....hmm....I think you're really over thinking this but let's see. Your mom doesn't have like overly big breasts.... [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] ....and in fact, I can't really think of her in any sexual way so I dunno maybe she could and I never noticed, [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img].

Your father doesn't seem like uber into breasts....although I have not been to a scrippa club with him (yet! bwahahahhaa [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]).

I think it's environmental. You have a big frame and are a generally big guy. Obviously you have been fat and not been fat but regardless ever since early HS you've been big. I think big guys tend to enjoy women with a bit of meat on them more than non big guys (and even small fat guys). Women with meat on them need big breasts to loo proportional and b/c breasts are fat and so if they have more meat their breasts will generally be much bigger.

Thus, one of the cool things about a chick with a bit more meat is she has more fat and has bigger breasts. It's like their main benefit over the small skinny chicks - big, natural, fun bags, [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img].

So okay my final answer is that it's environmental and due in part to you being a big guy.

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Yugoslav

[lacky]

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You better wait until he's really really drunk...then he'll tell you all these stories from when he was a kid doing really boring...wait...n/m, just ask Gramps, Lacky shouldn't do an "ask me anything" thread, .


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Actually in like 5th grade I was playing three flies out (up?)...umm...ok I have no idea if that's what it's called, . But it's the game where one dude chucks a football way into the air and a bunch of idiots run around and try to catch it. That game!

So I was playing that as one of the idiots....we were playing with a nerf football....so pretty soft. Anyway I ran over to one of the throws and probably straight armed some poor idiot out of my way but still wasn't quite close enough to catch the ball. Therefore I had the brilliant idea to hold out one arm and tip the ball up in the air so I could then catch it and be world champ!

So I hold out my hand and somehow get the angle really weird so it hits me directly in the center of my palm with all pressure/force going straight through my arm. Next thing I know I'm on the ground and basically moaning in pain, . Later my friends would "politely" inform me that it looked like I was trying to have gay sex with the ground, .

Turns out I had fractured my arm and had to wear a cast for quite a while. The most annoying thing was I couldn't play two hand touch football (I was *way* into football back then - I was the first one to actually play it at my private k-8 school....before me they didn't even have footballs just like round balls for pussy games...oh wait, I also brought legos to my school, damn they shoulda erected a fukkkin statue of me!!). Instead I'd shout at people from the sideline about how they needed to cover their man/read the defense/etc.

So I dunno it was amusing to everyone else.....but it probably qualifies for your question, .

The coolest thing I ever did when I was a kid is eat my tests in kindergarten.....those tests were the nuts if you were hungry and bored!!!

Yugoslav

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[Kibby]

While these forums are great for us new guys trying to learn a thing or two the god damn shorthand kills me. What the f does pwn mean?

[MikeMcQ1]

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Also the game is called 500 in my neck of the woods.

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Yeah I'm 100% sure that is not the name of the game, sorry sir.

Yugoslav

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I have to step in and stick up for Suzzer here as 500 was the name of the game in my neck of the woods as well and I GUARANTEE you that my neck of the woods was nowhere near either of you.

In keeping with the spirit of the thread, I will ask Yoogo a question.
Does essence precede existence when an individual is confronted with the paradox of eternity?

Also,
What is the origin of the phrase "Ship it"?
What is with the "Z" in "ZOMG" and "LOLZ" or "ZLOL"?

And one more,
Is the rampant typing of "teh" as in "he is teh pawn" on this forum simply a typo each time or is there some hidden origin of this as well that I am not familiar with?