SSNL POKER [cheese] thread SEPT

[deaders]

lol I have taken the laptop in the toilet before, and had a nice leisurely poo while playing some poker, I did feel like a bit of a degen though.

[bpc009]

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lololololol

Tilt TV show

"I play 2 or 3 thousand hands a week" says the MIT drop out whiz kid as he OMG 3 tables on 3 monitors lololololol

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That show is hilarious. But I'm assuming that when you wrote, "roflmao at the daughter," you actually meant, "OMFG daughter is so hot!!!!"

[dirtylobster]

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lol I have taken the laptop in the toilet before, and had a nice leisurely poo while playing some poker, I did feel like a bit of a degen though.

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Yeah been there. I've also continued playing on the balcony while taking a smoke.

[keikiwai]

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lololololol

Tilt TV show

"I play 2 or 3 thousand hands a week" says the MIT drop out whiz kid as he OMG 3 tables on 3 monitors lololololol

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That show is hilarious. But I'm assuming that when you wrote, "roflmao at the daughter," you actually meant, "OMFG daughter is so hot!!!!"

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obv she's hot

i was just laughing at the scene where the dad goes over to the guys place and finds here there and doesn't care

3 some FTW

[BigPoppa]

In case some of you did not notice the new sticky:

The PT website has been hacked, so don't visit it and don't download any updates from it.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...970&page=0

[Shizzle12345]

Iv been berated now by 3 different 60/13's for raising suited connector from the button after stacking them. They somehow think calling 60% of all hands 'to see flops' is ok, but raising certain hands is very fishy. Gotta love thos idiots.

[BigPoppa]

A lot of fish have a "reverse GAP concept".
They'll call a raise with any old crap (any 2 suited, any Ace, any 2 Broadway), but need a monster to raise themselves.

I especially love the guys who'll call an EP raise with Ace-rag and stack off with TPNK.

[Shizzle12345]

the reason why online poker will probably never dry up. because.. omg those idiots are raising with 67 they must go broke sometime!

btw is this standard vs 2 unkowns? (also standard that it seems im beat here like every single time the past couple weeks ? :S ). vs tag i shove turn here depending on history tho, but he seemed fishy. Who shoves river?

***** Hand History for Game 6325512717 *****
$100 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, September 14, 07:38:37 ET 2007
Table Table 126563 (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: jonnybeton3 ( $114.63 USD )
Seat 4: SupperTime ( $124.25 USD )
Seat 5: AzzaInOz ( $134.77 USD )
Seat 6: nightflyerx ( $25.94 USD )
Seat 3: Ipayurbills ( $103.58 USD )
Seat 2: wiciu1979 ( $98.50 USD )
AzzaInOz posts small blind [$0.50 USD].
jonnybeton3 posts big blind [$1 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Ipayurbills [ Ac Ks ]
wiciu1979 raises [$3.50 USD]
Ipayurbills raises [$11 USD]
SupperTime folds
AzzaInOz folds
jonnybeton3 calls [$10 USD]
wiciu1979 calls [$7.50 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 2h, 2c, 4c ]
>You have options at Jackpot #1304200 (No DP) Table!.
jonnybeton3 checks
wiciu1979 checks
Ipayurbills checks
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3c ]
>You have options at Jackpot #1304200 (No DP) Table!.
jonnybeton3 bets [$15 USD]
wiciu1979 folds
Ipayurbills calls [$15 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ Kh ]
>You have options at Jackpot #1304200 (No DP) Table!.
jonnybeton3 bets [$30 USD]
Ipayurbills calls [$30 USD]

[BigPoppa]

That's the way I'd have played it.

edit:
I'm not C-betting air in a 3bet pot with the cold caller there
I'm not folding the Turn with a billion outs
There's not a lot of value in raising the River and I'm not folding TPTK to that bet

[Shizzle12345]

im sitting iwth a 50/40 and that fk is so lucky. Everytime i have a big pair at least one overcard appears on the flop. If not, then the biggest scare cards appear on turn and river and he bets em big. Its sick to call em down cos they just might have their overcard without kicker. :S