SSNL [cheese] thread: APRIL 2007 (nc)

[gimmetheloot]

can any1 ship $1.6 to Capt Sukout on FTP plz. buckets of <3 for whoever.

$9998.4 is no good

[kolotoure]

Brag : 2 doubles in first softball game of year

Beat : I suck in CF

[ASPoker8]

Standard: Kolo playing softball

[MyTurn2Raise]

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This thread needs to be renamed the "Awkward teenage social interaction Q&A thread".

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so, I went and saw the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie last night.
The food items that are supposed to entice you to goto the snack bar and whatnot were actually making commentaries on the crowd. said things such as "I know none of you have girlfriends" to the crowd. I looked around the theatre....5 girls in the entire place out of 50+ people. It was like a Magic The Gathering game.

BRAG: one of the five girls was my girlfriend, who likes Aqua Teen

As to the movie itself, it was ok. Nothing awesome. But, not horrible. Just an extended Aqua Teen really.

[bpc009]

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Brag : 2 doubles in first softball game of year

Beat : I suck in CF

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softball being played in britain. what?

[TwistedEcho]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE i have remembered how to play poker!



I hope this continues!

[GrandMelon]

Im never gonna run good again.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

MP ($333)
Button ($143.25)
<font color="#C00000">SB ($240.75)</font>
BB ($305.35)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($219.15)</font>

Preflop: Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $8</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, SB calls $7, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>.

Flop: ($18) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $12</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $28</font>, Hero calls $16.

Turn: ($74) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $52</font>, Hero calls $52.

River: ($178) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $98</font>, Hero calls $98.

Final Pot: $374

Results in white below:
SB has 8s 8h (three of a kind, eights).
Hero has Kd Ac (one pair, kings).
Outcome: SB wins $374.


AND WTF VILLLAIN IS 21/11

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

<font color="#C00000">CO ($316.05)</font>
Button ($283.25)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($253.25)</font>
BB ($138.40)
UTG ($200)
MP ($117)

Preflop: Hero is SB with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $6</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $26</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, CO calls $20.

Flop: ($54) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $38</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $87</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $227.25</font>, CO calls $140.25.

Turn: ($508.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: ($508.50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $508.50

Results in white below:
Hero has Js As (one pair, threes).
CO has 2d 3d (three of a kind, threes).
Outcome: CO wins $508.50.

AND THEN 99 VS AK ON AK9x NO GOOD

[Mossberg]

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After signing up for the site how do I see the video?

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You first have to verify the subscription (1st email). THen you'll get an email with a link to the video (2nd email)

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When I try to load it through the browser, it freezes up right away and I have to ctrl/alt/delete firefox. Any way you can make a downloadable link to the vid Isura? I'm looking forward to seeing it!

[hemstock]

Lol he knew he was beat


Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $1 BB (5 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

BB ($98.50)
Hero ($222.15)
MP ($100)
Button ($101.65)
SB ($52.79)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $4</font>, SB calls $3.50, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $16</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $45</font>, SB folds, BB calls $82.50 (All-In), Button folds.

Final Pot: $147.50

[Rainclouds]

Brag: I live 200m from a casino
Brag: Poker is getting hot, so they have opened a lot of extra poker tables
Beat: I still haven't played poker there
Beat: On the 2/2NL tables, they charge 10% rake with a 10 euro cap
Variance: I'm probably never going to play there