SSNL [cheese] thread: APRIL 2007 Pt 2(nc)

[Fletcher19]

Hahaha, has anybody watched this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8etMHn4P6g

O'Reilly is such an idiot

[orange]

on strategy games:

i really used to love Age of empires II: TC. me and bukem play from time to time.

i currently play lord of the rings: battle for middle earth 2. very fun.

[fees]

oreilly is a [censored] retard wow i didnt know until now

[carnivalhobo]

on school:

it sucks, class is [censored] and i hate it.

[Don Key E37]

Stupid pros. He was slumming at NL100 and I just happened to notice and be first on the waitlist. Seemed like a nice guy and even apologized about this hand. Sorry orange.



FullTiltPoker Game #2287147147: Table Henniker (6 max) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:53:25 ET - 2007/04/25
Seat 1: AllenCunningham ($171.65)
Seat 2: Don Key E37 ($150)
Seat 3: LTheDestroyer ($20)
Seat 4: hyperjoa ($130.20)
Seat 5: Sharkerfish ($150.70)
Seat 6: poohgin ($20)
AllenCunningham posts the small blind of $0.50
Don Key E37 posts the big blind of $1
5 seconds left to act
LTheDestroyer is sitting out
Time has expired
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Don Key E37 [Jh Ad]
hyperjoa folds
LTheDestroyer has returned
Sharkerfish folds
AllenCunningham raises to $3
Don Key E37 raises to $10
AllenCunningham calls $7
*** FLOP *** [7s 2s Js]
AllenCunningham checks
Don Key E37 bets $16
AllenCunningham raises to $50
Don Key E37 calls $34
*** TURN *** [7s 2s Js] [5c]
Adi Shamir (Observer): ohhh cunningham is so nasty
AllenCunningham bets $111.65, and is all in
Don Key E37 calls $90, and is all in
AllenCunningham shows [8s 8c]
Don Key E37 shows [Jh Ad]
Uncalled bet of $21.65 returned to AllenCunningham
*** RIVER *** [7s 2s Js 5c] [5s]
AllenCunningham shows a flush, Jack high
Don Key E37 shows two pair, Jacks and Fives
AllenCunningham wins the pot ($298) with a flush, Jack high
leo_kearns (Observer): HAHAHA
Don Key E37 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $300 | Rake $2
Board: [7s 2s Js 5c 5s]
Seat 1: AllenCunningham (small blind) showed [8s 8c] and won ($298) with a flush, Jack high
Seat 2: Don Key E37 (big blind) showed [Jh Ad] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Fives
Seat 3: LTheDestroyer is sitting out
Seat 4: hyperjoa didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Sharkerfish (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: poohgin is sitting out

[orange]

motherufcking resident assistants were roaming around last weekend. i think i wrote about it earlier. they find two empty beer cans in the room, they tell us to open the fridge (in which there are like 36 beers in there) and they take them all. none of us were even drinking at the time.

we get written up, im about to go meet with the dbag resident director. going to have to pull 24 hours of community service. [censored].

[carnivalhobo]

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motherufcking resident assistants were roaming around last weekend. i think i wrote about it earlier. they find two empty beer cans in the room, they tell us to open the fridge (in which there are like 36 beers in there) and they take them all. none of us were even drinking at the time.

we get written up, im about to go meet with the dbag resident director. going to have to pull 24 hours of community service. [censored].

[/ QUOTE ]

this is bs college = drinky time, ra's need to get lives. last year when i lived in the dorms we had 2 pretty chill ones, a black dude who played cards with us once (i sucked out on him) and a pretty hot stoner girl.

[Fletcher19]

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motherufcking resident assistants were roaming around last weekend. i think i wrote about it earlier. they find two empty beer cans in the room, they tell us to open the fridge (in which there are like 36 beers in there) and they take them all. none of us were even drinking at the time.

we get written up, im about to go meet with the dbag resident director. going to have to pull 24 hours of community service. [censored].

[/ QUOTE ]

that is so seriously uncool it's not real

US drinking age laws are such bull [censored]

[Keyser.]

[ QUOTE ]
motherufcking resident assistants were roaming around last weekend. i think i wrote about it earlier. they find two empty beer cans in the room, they tell us to open the fridge (in which there are like 36 beers in there) and they take them all. none of us were even drinking at the time.

we get written up, im about to go meet with the dbag resident director. going to have to pull 24 hours of community service. [censored].

[/ QUOTE ]

24 hours of community service is pretty harsh. My friends and I got caught drinking in the dorms and I just had to write some one page papers about these dumb alcohol education videos and then go to an AA meeting (which I didn't go to).

[carnivalhobo]

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[ QUOTE ]
motherufcking resident assistants were roaming around last weekend. i think i wrote about it earlier. they find two empty beer cans in the room, they tell us to open the fridge (in which there are like 36 beers in there) and they take them all. none of us were even drinking at the time.

we get written up, im about to go meet with the dbag resident director. going to have to pull 24 hours of community service. [censored].

[/ QUOTE ]

24 hours of community service is pretty harsh. My friends and I got caught drinking in the dorms and I just had to write some one page papers about these dumb alcohol education videos and then go to an AA meeting (which I didn't go to).

[/ QUOTE ]

my freshman year i went to the hospital after drinking a bottle of rum. I had to meet with the head RA bitch, have 3 hours of one on one counseling and go to a group meeting thing. BLAH this is a wet campus too. mfwtf