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Old 10-02-2007, 12:16 PM
FishSticks FishSticks is offline
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Default Re: ***SSNL LIFE THREAD [OCT]***

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Big Poppa,

Say hi to my friends while you are there:



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God I've seen her a hundred times and every single time I still stop and stare for a while.
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Old 10-02-2007, 12:33 PM
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Big Poppa,

Say hi to my friends while you are there:



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God I thought she was hot until I saw japanese girls. And now I think my girlfriend is hotter than her

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Old 10-02-2007, 12:38 PM
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Kil I meant to ask you - do you ever try doing her when you're just really drunk? Whiskey dick can really last sometimes.
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Old 10-02-2007, 12:38 PM
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Default Re: ***SSNL LIFE THREAD [OCT]***

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My biggest problem is finishing within 45 minutes - lol what a jackass.

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Them's fighting words son.

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Pretty sure about every virile adult male could rub one down in a few minutes if they really wanted to. Just because you are capable of controlling yourself, and in the good habit of controlling yourself, doesn't mean that you are like, somehow incapable of reaching orgasm in under an hour's time.

It's kind of like a guy saying 'my biggest problem is finding a condom large enough to contain my girth'.

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This is not a brag:

I have on occasion found it hard to reach orgasm with girls I'm not that into, especially when I'm using a condom. This is imo just as embarrasing as cumming to fast (yes, I have faked it once or twice. Does that make me a girl?).

I can pretty much cum on demand however when I'm masturbating. The speed+control+familiarity w/equipment all facilitates this.

The upside is that I have very good control and can in most cases last pretty much as long as I want unless I'm super exited or the girl is blowing my mind.

This is one of the rare benefits of getting older. The downside is that I think it's mostly because sex isn't quite as exiting to us anymore (kinda been there, done that feeling). Or maybe that's just me.
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Old 10-02-2007, 12:40 PM
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Default Re: ***SSNL LIFE THREAD [OCT]***

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Big Poppa,

Say hi to my friends while you are there:



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God I thought she was hot until I saw japanese girls. And now I think my girlfriend is hotter than her

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You will say I am hating but I don't think your girlfriend is that hot tbh
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Old 10-02-2007, 12:46 PM
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stealing someones wireless atm cuz we don't have ours set up yet. Unethical or their fault for not putting a password on?
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Old 10-02-2007, 12:47 PM
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You will say I am hating but I don't think your girlfriend is that hot tbh

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Agree. And Beer girl is just too hot. I think she probably has no legs or a penis or something out of frame - no-one is that hot.
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Old 10-02-2007, 12:47 PM
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stealing someones wireless atm cuz we don't have ours set up yet. Unethical or their fault for not putting a password on?

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their own dumb fault. Did you have your driving test yet?
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Old 10-02-2007, 12:52 PM
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[censored] driving [censored] it right in the arse. i [censored] minute away from passing and i [censored] up. HYACACAAHYCACHCA. I'm quitting for a while
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Old 10-02-2007, 12:58 PM
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lol what did you do this time?
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