Official July [censored] Thread

[MattSuspect]

Wow I completely didn't notice the size of raises preflop, was chilling with friends at the time. I need to focus and quit being a little bitch.

Here's a picture to remind you how hot Scarlett is. Ignore my whining.

-IMS

[T_Mac]

SEVENTEEN FINISHES BETWEEN 10TH AND 18TH SINCE MY LAST ONLINE FINAL TABLE

WTF

[youngmachetes]

i need a small $50 xfer, have stars need ft. i'll send first to known posters.

[bigentx]

[ QUOTE ]
holy god kill self

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1297761

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Owned obviously.

[Chesskid1]

my friend sent me this and i thought it was hilarous, i assume most of you've seen this but I guess some haven't?


Pokerstars Dealer

[willie]

lollll

browsing 2p2, table pops up, i misclick.....then profit.

Full Tilt Poker Game #3058960947: $1 Rebuy (22796435), Table 3 - 2500/5000 Ante 600 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:45:33 ET - 2007/07/25
Seat 1: frankcope (134,120)
Seat 2: Roy el Flasch (255,961)
Seat 3: rydewithme (230,534)
Seat 4: spookyray (74,007)
Seat 5: Shakyride (169,290)
Seat 7: CeIador (210,540)
Seat 8: garrett609 (121,104)
Seat 9: ordinaryben (158,444)
frankcope antes 600
Roy el Flasch antes 600
rydewithme antes 600
spookyray antes 600
Shakyride antes 600
CeIador antes 600
garrett609 antes 600
ordinaryben antes 600
Roy el Flasch posts the small blind of 2,500
rydewithme posts the big blind of 5,000
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to rydewithme [9d 2h]
spookyray folds
Shakyride folds
CeIador raises to 22,300
garrett609 folds
ordinaryben folds
frankcope folds
Roy el Flasch folds
rydewithme raises to 39,600
CeIador calls 17,300
*** FLOP *** [4s Ac Jc]
rydewithme checks
CeIador checks
*** TURN *** [4s Ac Jc] [3d]
rydewithme checks
CeIador checks
*** RIVER *** [4s Ac Jc 3d] [5s]
rydewithme has 15 seconds left to act
rydewithme bets 55,764
CeIador folds


lmfaoooooo


oh
Beat- 1r on ftp (account bustooooo)
brag- ft misclick=profit
variance- meh?

[shaundeeb]

PokerStars Game #11136489697: Tournament #56064899, $100+$9 HORSE (Razz Limit) - Level III (60/120) - 2007/07/25 - 22:07:44 (ET)
Table '56064899 3' 8-max
Seat 1: shaundeeb (2006 in chips)
Seat 2: sfbob (2078 in chips)
Seat 3: baringrid (1529 in chips)
Seat 4: august35 (2186 in chips)
Seat 5: Kelaj (1601 in chips)
Seat 6: x_Pack_x (2363 in chips)
Seat 7: Pahligno (2321 in chips)
Seat 8: thopra (1916 in chips)
Pahligno: posts the ante 12
thopra: posts the ante 12
shaundeeb: posts the ante 12
sfbob: posts the ante 12
baringrid: posts the ante 12
august35: posts the ante 12
Kelaj: posts the ante 12
x_Pack_x: posts the ante 12
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [7h 8h 3s]
Dealt to sfbob [Ah]
Dealt to baringrid [Qd]
Dealt to august35 [9c]
Dealt to Kelaj [5s]
Dealt to x_Pack_x [9s]
Dealt to Pahligno [Ad]
Dealt to thopra [Td]
baringrid: bets 60
august35: folds
Kelaj: folds
x_Pack_x: folds
Pahligno: folds
thopra: folds
shaundeeb: raises 60 to 120
sfbob: folds
baringrid: raises 60 to 180
shaundeeb: raises 60 to 240
Betting is capped
baringrid: calls 60
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [7h 8h 3s] [5c]
Dealt to baringrid [Qd] [Qh]
shaundeeb: checks
baringrid: bets 60
shaundeeb: raises 60 to 120
baringrid: raises 60 to 180
shaundeeb: raises 60 to 240
Betting is capped
baringrid: calls 60
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [7h 8h 3s 5c] [4d]
Dealt to baringrid [Qd Qh] [Ac]
shaundeeb: bets 120
baringrid: raises 120 to 240
shaundeeb: raises 120 to 360
baringrid: raises 120 to 480
Betting is capped
shaundeeb: calls 120
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [7h 8h 3s 5c 4d] [6h]
Dealt to baringrid [Qd Qh Ac] [Tc]
shaundeeb: bets 120
baringrid: raises 120 to 240
shaundeeb: raises 120 to 360
baringrid: raises 120 to 480
Betting is capped
shaundeeb: calls 120
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [7h 8h 3s 5c 4d 6h] [Jc]
shaundeeb: bets 120
baringrid: calls 77 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
shaundeeb: shows [7h 8h 3s 5c 4d 6h Jc] (Lo: 7,6,5,4,3)
baringrid: shows [Qs As Qd Qh Ac Tc 5d] (Lo: A,A,Q,T,5)
shaundeeb collected 3130 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3130 | Rake 0
Seat 1: shaundeeb showed [7h 8h 3s 5c 4d 6h Jc] and won (3130) with Lo: 7,6,5,4,3
Seat 2: sfbob folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 3: baringrid showed [Qs As Qd Qh Ac Tc 5d] and lost with Lo: A,A,Q,T,5
Seat 4: august35 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Kelaj folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 6: x_Pack_x folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Pahligno folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 8: thopra folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)

[jgunnip]

[ QUOTE ]
PokerStars Game #11136489697: Tournament #56064899, $100+$9 HORSE (Razz Limit) - Level III (60/120) - 2007/07/25 - 22:07:44 (ET)
Table '56064899 3' 8-max
Seat 1: shaundeeb (2006 in chips)
Seat 2: sfbob (2078 in chips)
Seat 3: baringrid (1529 in chips)
Seat 4: august35 (2186 in chips)
Seat 5: Kelaj (1601 in chips)
Seat 6: x_Pack_x (2363 in chips)
Seat 7: Pahligno (2321 in chips)
Seat 8: thopra (1916 in chips)
Pahligno: posts the ante 12
thopra: posts the ante 12
shaundeeb: posts the ante 12
sfbob: posts the ante 12
baringrid: posts the ante 12
august35: posts the ante 12
Kelaj: posts the ante 12
x_Pack_x: posts the ante 12
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [7h 8h 3s]
Dealt to sfbob [Ah]
Dealt to baringrid [Qd]
Dealt to august35 [9c]
Dealt to Kelaj [5s]
Dealt to x_Pack_x [9s]
Dealt to Pahligno [Ad]
Dealt to thopra [Td]
baringrid: bets 60
august35: folds
Kelaj: folds
x_Pack_x: folds
Pahligno: folds
thopra: folds
shaundeeb: raises 60 to 120
sfbob: folds
baringrid: raises 60 to 180
shaundeeb: raises 60 to 240
Betting is capped
baringrid: calls 60
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [7h 8h 3s] [5c]
Dealt to baringrid [Qd] [Qh]
shaundeeb: checks
baringrid: bets 60
shaundeeb: raises 60 to 120
baringrid: raises 60 to 180
shaundeeb: raises 60 to 240
Betting is capped
baringrid: calls 60
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [7h 8h 3s 5c] [4d]
Dealt to baringrid [Qd Qh] [Ac]
shaundeeb: bets 120
baringrid: raises 120 to 240
shaundeeb: raises 120 to 360
baringrid: raises 120 to 480
Betting is capped
shaundeeb: calls 120
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [7h 8h 3s 5c 4d] [6h]
Dealt to baringrid [Qd Qh Ac] [Tc]
shaundeeb: bets 120
baringrid: raises 120 to 240
shaundeeb: raises 120 to 360
baringrid: raises 120 to 480
Betting is capped
shaundeeb: calls 120
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [7h 8h 3s 5c 4d 6h] [Jc]
shaundeeb: bets 120
baringrid: calls 77 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
shaundeeb: shows [7h 8h 3s 5c 4d 6h Jc] (Lo: 7,6,5,4,3)
baringrid: shows [Qs As Qd Qh Ac Tc 5d] (Lo: A,A,Q,T,5)
shaundeeb collected 3130 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3130 | Rake 0
Seat 1: shaundeeb showed [7h 8h 3s 5c 4d 6h Jc] and won (3130) with Lo: 7,6,5,4,3
Seat 2: sfbob folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 3: baringrid showed [Qs As Qd Qh Ac Tc 5d] and lost with Lo: A,A,Q,T,5
Seat 4: august35 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Kelaj folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 6: x_Pack_x folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Pahligno folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 8: thopra folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)

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lololol and its not like its HOSRE either

[Matt24]

with 24 left in the 22r, the ole 93/7er or whatever it is.

Dealt to mattster24 [Ad As]
GB2005 said, "after my 100r final table, ur not gonna get sympathy from me"
GB2005: folds
mgw21 said, "lol"
dudman2: folds
F Bones 23: folds
mattster24 said, "or my 320"
mgw21: folds
kchang3: folds
mattster24: raises 5900 to 9900
mgw21 said, "i was serioiusly almost writing in your HH"
armen13: raises 73419 to 83319 and is all-in
8oggo8: folds
nobelshogun: folds
mattster24: calls 60816 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Ts Qd 5h]
F Bones 23 said, "AK UTG 3.5x one caller........ flop A35 two hearts.... continuation bet... guy calls... turn is 7.. i check he bets 2/5 pot... i re raise commiting almost all my chips... guy goes in for the rest of his... he had 38k i had 36K to"
*** TURN *** [Ts Qd 5h] [7s]
F Bones 23 said, "start hand"
*** RIVER *** [Ts Qd 5h 7s] [Tc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mattster24: shows [Ad As] (two pair, Aces and Tens)
armen13: shows [Ah Th] (three of a kind, Tens)
F Bones 23 said, "he turns over 89"
armen13 collected 151032 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 151032 | Rake 0
Board [Ts Qd 5h 7s Tc]

[willie]

jebus....sweet god. what is this- play money?


Full Tilt Poker Game #3066959604: Daily Double - A (22896023), Table 18 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:20:00 ET - 2007/07/26
Seat 1: rudi 13 (1,595)
Seat 2: adrock128 (1,650)
Seat 3: rydewithme (1,735)
Seat 4: DWS55D (7,230)
Seat 5: BRYAN1972 (1,905)
Seat 6: walterTR (1,050)
Seat 7: TheKingDog (485)
Seat 8: rizz08 (3,410)
Seat 9: AlexTrebekIsGod (6,020)
TheKingDog posts the small blind of 15
rizz08 posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to rydewithme [Ks Kc]
AlexTrebekIsGod folds
rudi 13 has 15 seconds left to act
rudi 13 calls 30
adrock128 raises to 120
rydewithme has 15 seconds left to act
rydewithme raises to 379
DWS55D calls 379
BRYAN1972 folds
walterTR folds
TheKingDog raises to 485, and is all in
rizz08 folds
rudi 13 calls 455
adrock128 calls 365
rydewithme calls 106
DWS55D calls 106
*** FLOP *** [4h 5d 2d]
rudi 13 checks
adrock128 checks
rydewithme bets 1,250, and is all in
DWS55D folds
rudi 13 calls 1,110, and is all in
adrock128 calls 1,165, and is all in
rydewithme shows [Ks Kc]
TheKingDog shows [Ac 5c]
rudi 13 shows [Kd 3d]
adrock128 shows [7h Kh]
Uncalled bet of 85 returned to rydewithme
*** TURN *** [4h 5d 2d] [8d]
*** RIVER *** [4h 5d 2d 8d] [8c]
rydewithme shows two pair, Kings and Eights
adrock128 shows a pair of Eights
rydewithme wins side pot #2 (110) with two pair, Kings and Eights
rudi 13 shows a flush, King high
rudi 13 wins side pot #1 (3,330) with a flush, King high
TheKingDog shows two pair, Eights and Fives
rudi 13 wins the main pot (2,455) with a flush, King high
TheKingDog stands up
adrock128 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,895 Main pot 2,455. Side pot 1 3,330. Side pot 2 110. | Rake 0
Board: [4h 5d 2d 8d 8c]
Seat 1: rudi 13 showed [Kd 3d] and won (5,785) with a flush, King high
Seat 2: adrock128 showed [7h Kh] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 3: rydewithme showed [Ks Kc] and won (110) with two pair, Kings and Eights
Seat 4: DWS55D folded on the Flop
Seat 5: BRYAN1972 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: walterTR (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: TheKingDog (small blind) showed [Ac 5c] and lost with two pair, Eights and Fives
Seat 8: rizz08 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: AlexTrebekIsGod didn't bet (folded)