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forget how quotes work?

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[DannyOcean_]

Can you answer about sambo? I'm pretty curious about it, and i could just wikipedia or something but screw that.

I have a background in mostly boxing, wrestling and BJJ. How is sambo, i.e. striking aspect, grappling, submission, secret death moves, etc.?

[tisthefire]

lol, i respect that, what's your line when hitting on the strippers?

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Can you answer about sambo? I'm pretty curious about it, and i could just wikipedia or something but screw that.

I have a background in mostly boxing, wrestling and BJJ. How is sambo, i.e. striking aspect, grappling, submission, secret death moves, etc.?

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BJJ is pretty close. Sambo is mostly striking, some submission, no real "Secret Death Moves" just common sense death moves. Sambo is mostly a 3 part system:

1) Muscle Building
2) Muscle Control (How to punch, kick with the most force)
3) Strike Points (Where to hit)

Sambo is not beautiful or artistic. The moves are not very difficult, they're just very effective. Sambo isn't used very much in MMA competition because, although I'm not an expert on MMA fighting, I would imagine about 75% of my fighting techniques would be illegal in any form of competition.

~Mike

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lol, i respect that, what's your line when hitting on the strippers?

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I don't hit on strippers, they hit on me.

~Mike

[DannyOcean_]

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I would imagine about 75% of my fighting techniques would be illegal in any form of competition.

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What would be some examples of this?

[tisthefire]

touche mike, touche

[Dan BRIGHT]

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Im moving to Vancouver. Whats the scoop on strip clubs there?

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if you have $$$, brandi's is the best by far. if not, the paramount is decent.

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im going to get some stripper girlfriends so i'll go to the balla place - i dont plan on spending money there

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I would imagine about 75% of my fighting techniques would be illegal in any form of competition.

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What would be some examples of this?

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Lots of below the belt. Knees to groin, thrust kicks to kneecaps, kicks that will snap ankles, as well as eye gouging. The basic pattern is this:

1: Take opponents ability to breath
2: Take opponents mobility
3: Take away consciousness

Another principal that is very important to Americans is this ridiculous idea that there is somehow a "fair" and "unfair" way to fight, and that certain moves and tactics are "dirty". Sambo retrains your outlook on conflict in general, and honestly, just changing your mental outlook in a fight can help alot.

~Mike

[DannyOcean_]

Mike, I agree with that a lot. I participate in 'sport' combat, and one day i hope to be very good at it. But there are things beyond it.

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Sambo retrains your outlook on conflict in general, and honestly, just changing your mental outlook in a fight can help alot.

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I agree with this as well. If you search 'bas rutten' on youtube you'll find a funny vid where he shows 9843279238 ways to kill someone in a bar. It's edited to make fun of some of them and to make fun of his english, but the point he's making is that when someone comes at me to do me serious harm, I'll pretend to be cool and then shatter glass in their face, groin shot, stab them with my pen, pick up my chair and use it, etc. His mental outlook towards a street fight is completely in line with what you are talking about.