something i just realized about women and tattoos

[The DaveR]

I would just read the tattoo part at face value and think, "I guess this girl wouldn't be into me."

[KaneKungFu123]

any girl(human being) with a myspace account isnt worth taking serious. if you were goal is to bang her, i would just make up some elaborate lie to make yourself look good. i am mean, she has a [censored] myspace account...

[Dids]

Rumor has it that the op doesn't exactly need the advice of a 13 year old from Thailand when it comes to banging myspace girls.

I also think the tattoo is dead on.

Tangentally- I will be getting a tattoo once I drop to 250 lbs and one of the reasons that I won't be getting it sooner is because tattoo + fat people + weightloss is bad times.

[marsvolta619]

Yeah, lots of stretching. Anyways, it really just depends on the type of girl you're talking to. And a lot of the girls on yahoo are freaks, or they wouldn't be chatting online at night. I have a few tattoos and a sleeve, and not all girls like them, but most do

[Georgia Avenue]

OP:

Actually, I bet boney wuss guys with tats get more goth chick tailbone than pasty white bird-chest nerds without. My fat ass is tatoo neutral. But I'm married...which is why I need more tatoos. QEFD.

--GA

[Dan87]

Lots of those dumb broads have tramp stamps on their lower back anyway.

I don't know what I wanted to prove with that, I just find that term funny.

[woodguy]

A guy is very in love with his girlfriend Wendy, so he does the ultimate (in his mind) way of honoring her, he decides to get her name tatooed on his body.

But, not just in any place, on his penis.

So after going through the excruciating pain of it all, he has WENDY in bold black letter on his johnson.

In order to fit the whole name on his penis, he leafed through a Huslter mag so he was semi-erect during the procedure (luckily he had a very understanding artist doing the work, who charged him plenty for the effort)

Now, when his schlong was not erect, all you could see were the letters WY.

One day while at a club he was taking a leak. A very large black man came in and started to pee as well.

Our friend looked down at the black man's unit to take quick look, and saw the letters WY tatooed on his tool as well.

"Hey!," said our friend, "I see the WY on your hog, is your girlfriend's name Wendy too?"

The brother looks at our friend and says in a heavy caribbean accent, "No, It says WELCOME TO JAMAICA, HAVE A NICE DAY"

Regards,
Woodguy

[PITTM]

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What is it with you and your brother starting tatoo threads?

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they live in LA. i honestly think that like 70-80% of girls there have some generic crap tattooed on their lower back. i hooked up with a really cute girl who had tattoos and she didnt seem to mind that i didnt have tattoos or a good body, but sure, i see where we're going with this and i agree with the general premise. they'll all say something like "tattoos are art, i want a good canvas too" or some garbage like that. btw, dids doesnt need tattoos, he has all the character he needs.

rj

[moorobot]

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girls know that only guys with really good bodies have tattoos

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Dam dam Bam Bam your body is hot!!!?

[tom441lbk]

HAHAH, greaty joke woodguy



Also, girls who have tattos tend to be freakier, agreed?