Ask Green what the mods discuss in the MOD FORUM (possible NSFW)

[Green]

Green has been without a job for a very long time now. It seems I must be an entrepreneur in order to find work. Tonight I will embark on an effort to facilitate better communication between the mods and posters of 2+2 in order to prove myself worthy of future work.

You may ask Green any question concerning the MOD FORUM and what really goes on there. There are certain obligations for both Green and you.

1. Green must respect his fellow mods if he hopes to rejoin their ranks some day. I will answer your questions to the fullest extent possible without betraying the trust and confidence of fellow mods.

2. Green must be paid a tribute to answer a question. You must post a picture of something which is both beautiful and green. Green has been reading 2+2 alone in his basement ever since he was fired and would appreciate seeing beauty.

The more beautiful your picture, the more detailed Green's answer will be. Green is the only arbiter of beauty.