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#11
04-01-2006, 12:48 PM
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Re: victim of April Fool\'s Day prank- how do I get back at my friends?
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[ QUOTE ] Steal cars. Sell them. Use money to hire hit men to kill the families of your friends. [/ QUOTE ] then hold a chili con carnival and have your friends eat their families unknowingly in a chili contest [/ QUOTE ] Yeah I was inspired by Cartman. Not just in this, in all my daily thoughts and actions. 
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#12
04-01-2006, 12:57 PM
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Re: victim of April Fool\'s Day prank- how do I get back at my friends?
The upper decker would be an appropriate response.
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#16
04-01-2006, 01:44 PM
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Re: victim of April Fool\'s Day prank- how do I get back at my friends?
This is what you do...just came to me in light of some [censored] saying something about toothpaste.
Find all of their toothpastes respectively or if they took some with them you may have to delay this revenge until they get back. Find their tube of prefered toothpaste, empty it of the current contents, replace with icy hot...and laugh like a mother [censored] when their mouths burn like satans ass on a hot texas day. [censored] them for leaving you...i got left once...and it scarred me forever. Bitches Make sure they brush regularly or this may not work...my fat ass brother has terrible hygiene...so to get him back when he [censored] with me i had to slip him exlax and put vaseline on the toilet seat...he slid right off and [censored] all over the floor...little bastard. That's a good one too, hard to pull off though...i heard it from some stand up comedy special or something a long time ago.
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#17
04-01-2006, 01:47 PM
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Re: victim of April Fool\'s Day prank- how do I get back at my friends?
Or...you can make a milk chicken bomb and hide one in each of their cars.
Ingredients are as follows: old mayonaisse jar old ass chicken old ass milk Directions: Empty out the mayo jar, put old ass chicken in it, fill with old ass milk, put lid on and hide in a war spot in car...under the seat or something. It's about to be summer so it's prime milk chicken bomb time. It'll be good and hot and that smell is the most horrid thing you'll ever smell in you life. Worse than oprahs sloppy pussy when she weighed 800 lbs. They're each better off buying a new car than trying to get that smell out...
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#18
04-01-2006, 01:49 PM
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Re: victim of April Fool\'s Day prank- how do I get back at my friends?
Just credit card swipe some of their personal belongings. Mouse, toof-brush, etc...
Seriously how bad do you want the damage to be? Do you know what hotel they are staying at in NY? Can you cancel the reservations? I really need more information to work with. What do you have access too?
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#19
04-01-2006, 01:50 PM
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Re: victim of April Fool\'s Day prank- how do I get back at my friends?
You don't need information to work with. You just need quick wit and no conscience...
If nothing else...[censored] all of their mothers. That'll show em... rereading these posts makes me sound like a terrible and angry person. Wow...guess getting left on a 2 month to NY trip myself couple years ago really did scar me...ah [censored] em
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#20
04-01-2006, 01:55 PM
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Re: victim of April Fool\'s Day prank- how do I get back at my friends?
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Or...you can make a milk chicken bomb and hide one in each of their cars. Ingredients are as follows: old mayonaisse jar old ass chicken old ass milk Directions: Empty out the mayo jar, put old ass chicken in it, fill with old ass milk, put lid on and hide in a war spot in car...under the seat or something. It's about to be summer so it's prime milk chicken bomb time. It'll be good and hot and that smell is the most horrid thing you'll ever smell in you life. Worse than oprahs sloppy pussy when she weighed 800 lbs. They're each better off buying a new car than trying to get that smell out... [/ QUOTE ] I have a friend who actually [censored] in a paper bag and hid it in another friend's car once. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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