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03-09-2006, 07:12 PM
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Re: To boldly go where no man has gone before
How long is it supposed to take to break her in? I've tried 3 times already (and it was her idea each time!), with and without condoms, and used nearly half a bottle of
 and no dice.This sucks. 
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03-09-2006, 07:18 PM
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Re: To boldly go where no man has gone before
It's all about her relaxing. If she's not relaxed, you ain't getting in. Use alcohol. Not on her ass, but make her drink some. Lots in fact.
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03-09-2006, 07:24 PM
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Re: To boldly go where no man has gone before
Position is important...some women prefer to be on top for control...some prefer to lie on their backs...rarely do they enjoy doggiestyle the first time, the REAL way.
First session: finger+oral. Next session=jammy. THIS book here has a great section on how to get it on.
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03-09-2006, 07:24 PM
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Re: To boldly go where no man has gone before
I like how you saved the OP from the embarassment of pouring a fifth of vodka down her ass before plowing it, not understanding why the solid OOT advice backfired.
Swede
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#16
03-09-2006, 07:28 PM
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Re: To boldly go where no man has gone before
Only in OOT could you see the great Noam Chomsky asking for advice on the best way to have anal sex with his girlfriend.
Post a trip report. Cheer's to you Noam, Cancuk
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#17
03-09-2006, 07:28 PM
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Re: To boldly go where no man has gone before
You never know... [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]
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#19
03-09-2006, 08:11 PM
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Re: To boldly go where no man has gone before
[ QUOTE ]
I like how you saved the OP from the embarassment of pouring a fifth of vodka down her ass before plowing it, not understanding why the solid OOT advice backfired. Swede [/ QUOTE ] Actually, it's just crazy enough to work.
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03-10-2006, 12:28 AM
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SIIHP : Trip Report
So i SIIHP last night. Here's how it worked:
we (partner and i, ~3yr together) spent the evening working at a film quiz we were running. She=teetotal, me=harrassing her to buy a round for me. We walked home and i started working my magic around midnight. After 30mins of doin' eet, without me working to my regular chequered flag, I, having spent reading weeks of OOT, suggest SIIHP. She (virgin excepting my conquest) accepts graciously. No protection/lubrication later, I work my magic to find it's a) slightly more frictious than regular intercourse and b) more painful to her than above. Thus, we resolve to only a) SIIHP when she's too lazy to give head b) for her to give head when she doesn't want me to SIIHP. I think i got a good deal. Therefore, trip report compulsory. Regards, Pete.
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