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Old 03-09-2006, 12:10 PM
kevstreet kevstreet is offline
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Default Re: I\'ll be your project

OK, I'm not usually this guy but here's the obligatory response to your request:

There is a wealth of information on this forum, take it all in. I'm sure you've been lurking for a while but you've only been posting for a day or two. Post some hands that you may be troubled with, purchase SNGPT and run numbers all day long. It's not worth any of the pro's time to teach you (monetarily or otherwise) and quite frankly a $1,000 hit to your bankroll isn't probably worth the lesson at this point in your game.

Good luck!
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Old 03-09-2006, 12:14 PM
Nickelcity Nickelcity is offline
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Default Re: I\'ll be your project

Aquakitty,
It's just something people say. They don't mean it. You will see it said a lot, along with training a monkey to beat them, or an 8 year old. No one is going to be able to teach someone to beat the 11s in a day, unless they are already a proven winner at a related game. Students have run hot after being coached, which gave them a window of opportunity to improve to a winning player, but I honestly don't believe the claims. You can learn to beat them, but it will take far more effort than these posters will let on. Just play a lot, study and review, and post hands. And be patient, you aren't going to crush these overnight.
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Old 03-09-2006, 12:15 PM
aquakitty aquakitty is offline
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Ok, it's time to straighten a few things out.

1) There should be no concern about not liking me. I do not have spiked, frosted hair and I do not use the word "pwn".

2) This challenge is to be taken by someone seeking just one thing. Honor. In two years, you will have all the honor that comes with creating the enigmatic champion that is aquakitty.

3) I accept that the "teach you in one day" statements are hyperobolic which is why I, in my grace, have extended the time period to one month.

Who dares?

-AK
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Old 03-09-2006, 12:17 PM
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Default Re: I\'ll be your project

I too would be willing to create a new account to get a similar deal. It just never occurred to me before.
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Old 03-09-2006, 12:19 PM
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I too would be willing to create a new account to get a similar deal. It just never occurred to me before.

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NH (actually my first thought as well)
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Old 03-09-2006, 12:21 PM
aquakitty aquakitty is offline
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I too would be willing to create a new account to get a similar deal. It just never occurred to me before.

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NH (actually my first thought as well)

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There would be no honor in that. I have been a lurker until now.
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Old 03-09-2006, 12:23 PM
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I too would be willing to create a new account to get a similar deal. It just never occurred to me before.

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NH (actually my first thought as well)

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There would be no honor in that. I have been a lurker until now.

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Stop. It's clear that honor is the last thing you or a teacher would be looking for in this so-called challenge.

EDIT: I just noticed how sarcastic this all is. Disregard me.
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Old 03-09-2006, 12:25 PM
Ixnert Ixnert is offline
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2) This challenge is to be taken by someone seeking just one thing. Honor. In two years, you will have all the honor that comes with creating the enigmatic champion that is aquakitty.


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Stanzee, is that you?
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Old 03-09-2006, 12:26 PM
AnthonyV AnthonyV is offline
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I do not use the word "pwn"

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this is a deal-breaker for me.

good luck.
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Old 03-09-2006, 12:26 PM
T3485 T3485 is offline
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2) This challenge is to be taken by someone seeking just one thing. Honor. In two years, you will have all the honor that comes with creating the enigmatic champion that is aquakitty.

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Hmmm... but will you knight me when I'm done? Kaniggt!
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