IMMEDIATE COSTUME HELP NEEDED!!!!!

[kiddcheckers]

BBV:

I'm hitting up a party in an hour, didn't know I was going. Was planning on hanging out tonight. My costume's too far away, was supposed to pick it up tomorrow.

It's a costume party. Obviously guys in costumes get way more action than guys without. So help me out. What can I grab to do a sly, come on let's hook up, that's close by and easy?

If I use your idea and get action I'll ship 25 on Tilt.

I'm a [censored] closer so there's a damn good chance.

GOGOGOGO ride coming soon.

[absoludicrous]

popped collard polo with some khakis, you'll be going as a "douchebag" or "tool"...

[Das Budrick]

sheet

toga

[Das Budrick]

grab a box, cut a hole in it, strip down to boxers, put junk through box

dick in a box

[jupiterpig]

Beer boxes ftw

[kiddcheckers]

Dick in a box w/ a huge lead. Getting to work now to see about box/tape situation.

The zombie's dope too. Oatmeal? Really that'll stick?

[GTBMuckface]

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Dick in a box w/ a huge lead. Getting to work now to see about box/tape situation.

The zombie's dope too. Oatmeal? Really that'll stick?

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yeah as long as u dont put too much ketchup, it turns a nasty assed colour and u put it mostly on the clothes, but put a bit on yur face, itll look like guts or brains or some [censored].
then it'll dry andf stick and as long as u dont sweat alot, u should be legit.

dick in a box will be funny for 10 minutes, then what? u gotta walk around with a stupid box all night that u can NEVER take off cause yur [censored] is inside it.

[GTBMuckface]

go find some really old clothes.
go otuside and roll around in the dirt...

make some oatmeal...
put a drop of ketchup in it...
now spread that all over the clothes and put a little on yur face...

tear the clothes a bit, esp if yur sexy.

yur a zombie homie.
bust on their titties