Beat: I'm a Mets and Indians fan, wife is a Red Sox fan

[88jayhawks]

pics of wife or it didn't happen.

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FWIW, if I openly cheered for Cleveland, I got the evilest eye in the world. Someone is sleeping on the couch tonight.

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First of all, you better be talking about her sleeping on the couch. If not, then I'm taking it upon myself to confiscate your balls. You won't be needing them.


How did you end up married to this broad? I would never date, let alone LEGALLY TETHER MYSELF to, someone that didn't root for the same teams as I did (it's ok if she doesn't care, though).

Her treatment of you is grounds for divorce. I personally would never stand for this behavior out of my girlfriend. The first time I got the evil eye about who I was rooting for I would have left and checked in a motel until she called an apologized.

Another poster said you should wear Rockies stuff around for the next week. I'm going to go one further. Go buy ONE Rockies t-shirt and a pair of purple boxer shorts and wear them both everyday without washing them until the Series is over. Call them your "lucky shirt" and "lucky draws", and tell everyone you meet in her presence about how hard you're pulling for Colorado and how you would never wash your lucky shirt and underwear until the series ended in a Colorado victory. After a couple of days the smell is going to drive her crazy if your Rocktober boostering hasn't already done the trick.

Husband 1, Wife 0

Either that or take a picture of yourself pissing on some sort of Red Sox product and put it on the fridge.