BEAT: HANDJOB GONE WRONG

[feesjah]

just start peeing
and if she says anything, just say : your doing it wrong LDO

[Smell The Glove]

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I've been with some chicks who had no idea how to give a decent hand job. What I do is take over and then hand them the reigns when I'm close. That's the best way to handle it.

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see i think that the correct play here is just to [censored] her throat.

[vikefan24]

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just start peeing
and if she says anything, just say : your doing it wrong IMO

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[Dschmeidreu]

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I've been with some chicks who had no idea how to give a decent hand job. What I do is take over and then hand them the reigns when I'm close. That's the best way to handle it.

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see i think that the correct play here is just to [censored] her throat.

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lol this is funny imo....but serioulsy prob go see a psychologist.

[DMoogle]

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BAD BEAT!!!!!

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rofl

[fraserbrown]

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This just kept getting better that further down the post I got. Well played sir

[Maple Leafs]

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I've been with some chicks who had no idea how to give a decent hand job. What I do is take over and then hand them the reigns when I'm close. That's the best way to handle it.

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This is pretty much exactly what I do as well, except without the part about handing over the reigns, and also without the part about there being a girl.

[keikiwai]

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I've been with some chicks who had no idea how to give a decent hand job. What I do is take over and then hand them the reigns when I'm close. That's the best way to handle it.

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see i think that the correct play here is just to [censored] her throat.

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actually, pretty sure it's to pull her pants down and [censored] her [censored]

obviously the two are not and should not be mutually exclusive

[Quicksdraw]

you have nothing to complain about.

it was only bruises, not scabs.

Scabs are worse, much much worse

[Dschmeidreu]

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I've been with some chicks who had no idea how to give a decent hand job. What I do is take over and then hand them the reigns when I'm close. That's the best way to handle it.

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see i think that the correct play here is just to [censored] her throat.

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actually, pretty sure it's to pull her pants down and [censored] her [censored]

obviously the two are not and should not be mutually exclusive

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Urgh, I tried to take off her underwear but she said no sex.....fwiw I wasn't even thinking about sex at that point, just wanted to go down on her and figured itd be easier with the underwears off, bad beat for her i guess.