Ruined Own Sex life

[AntonHeat]

go like medium speed and work at it.

[Claunchy]

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Dids?

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lol as if a girl would ever get near Dids's penis.

[Quicksdraw]

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bengay.

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In college, replaced a buddys KY with an IcyHot type of rub, expecting to have him use it with himself one night and get a good laugh out of it.

The laugh occurred, but not until a much later date as it was the girl who ran screaming from his room to the bathroom who had the most discomfort.

[4drugmoney]

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go like medium pace and work at it.

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Now stick that shampoo bottle up your ass.

[absoludicrous]

[censored] her in the dark, and use a carrot or something. Or fist her.

[MortalWombat]

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Am I now doomed to disappoint women for the rest of my life?

[/ QUOTE ]Not necessarily. See below.


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Is there a cure?

[/ QUOTE ]You could switch to guys.

[Conspire]

You should just stick to masterbation.

[Quicksdraw]

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You could switch to guys.

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This would not work.

Much for the same reason I can never allow myself to end up in prison, I cannot even pass a big turd without much pain and discomfort!

[bonds]

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Is there a cure?

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Yes, but it involves watching hundreds of hours of porn of a kind that you don't really care for all that much.

ARE YOU READY FOR THE CURE?

[AK Fisher]

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Fun story short.
Single for too long, resorted to jerkin it.
Been doing this for years and got good at getting the job done quickly so that I didn't get caught (and who really takes their time doing that anyways?)

Cajun pepper ,LDO

So short story short.
Hook up with a chick.
Apparently my wiener doesn't know the difference between a hand and a vag.
I bow out quickly.

Next time, same thing.
Next time, same thing.

Am I now doomed to disappoint women for the rest of my life?
Is there a cure?

[/ QUOTE ]Cajun pepper