calling all christians

[KOTLP]

dear jezus. please give me head.

[Teh_Jesus]

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dear jezus. please give me head.

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how dare you mispell my name

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How bout you give us some information or I notify a moderator. How you like dem apples son?

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if you join my cause and worship me i can promise a kaboomswitch on a site of your choice

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Stars plz

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Superuser on Absolute please

[Teh_Jesus]

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limey?

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keep guessing, i am a bbv4lyfer from the fringes who has emerged recently

[Conspire]

I caught Teh Jesus stealing hubcaps from cars the other night.

[Limesparks]

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limey?

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keep guessing, i am a bbv4lyfer from the fringes who has emerged recently

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wherever the fringes are go back to there pls

[mbillie1]

Ways Jesus Saves

* Suggests drawing names this year for Xmas exchange
* Wicked fastball that few batters can touch
* Has learned to recognize the first signs of choking
* Water into wine
* Attends matinees rather than evening performances
* Last season's goals-against average: 1.36
* Cuts his own hair (but not often)
* Cuts his apostles' hair (but not often)
* Clicks "File," clicks "Save As," types an appropriate title in field, clicks "Save," then prays to God his computer doesn't lose it
* Dying for your sins

[Teh_Jesus]

i created mcdonalds most delicious menu item so therefore i dont need to steal hubcaps

[Gonso]

you know I was just saying to my Aunt Rosie, Yo, Aunt Rosie... how bout if Jesus came back for real, you think he might do it on the internet

You know a lot of people use the internet, and even if they can't read English or whatever they can still see his avatar and be like, hey, that's Jesus

[Teh_Jesus]

whoisthedrizzle,
i am very suprised you didnt remember me considering i posted beneath you in a thread roughly 6 months ago. you should be ahsamed you forgot http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...rue#Post9668205
and also you posted beneath me in this thread twice http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...e=0#Post9667706