a simple question i think everyone is curious about

[XXXNoahXXX]

if penis pumps actually did what they said they do, wouldn't every single man in the country own one? if the surgery worked like a charm, wouldn't every rich guy have a huge dick?

wtf, are you really this stupid?

[heater]

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"new account for this? "

of course i started a new acct for this. what am i, stupid?

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yes

[Los Feliz Slim]

OP, you have failed to take into account the downside. Shopping for large underwear, accidentally sitting on your dong, easing the look of horror and fear that appears on the faces of young lasses when they first set eyes on you. You may call it lucky, sir, but I call it a curse.

[dan royle]

"wtf, are you really this stupid?"

probably

[Holybull]

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OP, you have failed to take into account the downside. Shopping for large underwear, accidentally sitting on your dong, easing the look of horror and fear that appears on the faces of young lasses when they first set eyes on you. You may call it lucky, sir, but I call it a curse.

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QFT. In public restrooms usually it's hanging down and resting on that little pink urinal cake. Not good times. Count your blessings, stubby.

[Yobz]

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OP, you have failed to take into account the downside. Shopping for large underwear, accidentally sitting on your dong, easing the look of horror and fear that appears on the faces of young lasses when they first set eyes on you. You may call it lucky, sir, but I call it a curse.

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QFT. In public restrooms usually it's hanging down and resting on that little pink urinal cake. Not good times. Count your blessings, stubby.

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QFT. Or sitting on the John, you gotta keep it from taking a bath. And it scaring the lasses is more true than you think.

[youtalkfunny]

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wtf? everyone knows that when watching porn with your gf, you spend hours looking for videos where the dude's arent in the picture

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Lesbo porn FTW.

[DBSpecial]

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if penis pumps actually did what they said they do, wouldn't every single man in the country own one? if the surgery worked like a charm, wouldn't every rich guy have a huge dick?


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QFT.

If any of the pumps, pills, exercises, lotions, machines or meditation techniques worked you'd already know about it, and you'd likely already have a massive member from using the miracle product.

Surgery can help, but it generally increases girth rather than length, can misfire (ranging from little improvement to catastrophic), is expensive and painful.

For the time being, you're stuck with what God (and your daddy's crappy genes) gave you.

[destro]

Penis pumps actually do work ...from what I've read. BUT, you need to use them regularly AND they only make it slightly bigger. Once you stop using it regulariy it will go back to its normal size. Some porn actors do in fact use them. From what Ive read ..the pills dont do d 1ck [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Holybull]

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Penis pumps actually do work ...from what I've read. BUT, you need to use them regularly AND they only make it slightly bigger. Once you stop using it regulariy it will go back to its normal size. Some porn actors do in fact use them. From what Ive read .. the pills dont do d 1ck [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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How can you explain the 1,984,754 emails I get every day saying otherwise?