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[Poofler]

Knock on her door and say:

"it seems like there's a lot of sexual tension between us"

Then stick your dick in her mouth.

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Knock on her door and say:

"it seems like i need to install some ram on your motherboard, if you get my drift, wink, wink"

Then install some ram on her motherboard.

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[King_S]

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background: One month ago I work at a Geek Squad type place at my school. Girl comes in for her PC to get fixed, and I make her hot(twirling her finger in hair, laughing at all of my jokes).

I facebooked her, she accepted. I was considering AIMing her, saying "Hey, it's John, I just wanted to make sure you were satisfied with your experience at Geek Squad. Perhaps I could inspect you... I mean your computer...

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Wow that is tragic. What happened to your girlfriend?

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Hey CC, I am just thinking theoretically...

Distance is hard... [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

what do you mean, tragic? pertaining to my attempt to seduce the girl or your assumption that I broke up with my gf?

[King_S]

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oh please share the witty gems you used to make her hot at work.

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For a nominal fee, of course [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[MichaelB]

help

[King_S]

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help

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huh?

[AE6]

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help

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huh?

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seems like a pretty simple request to me

[jupiterpig]

stick to the Computer Science girls...much better chance there

[King_S]

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stick to the Computer Science girls...much better chance there

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lol, im da man

[fartman77]

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"Hey, it's John, I just wanted to make sure you were satisfied with your experience at Geek Squad. Perhaps I could inspect you... I mean your computer...

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I was very witty at my work, so I could see any range of ideas working.

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If you considered that line witty, I have to be the one to tell you that you are not witty.