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[Enervate]

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hey luckyjimm will you DIAGF filled with sharks with lasers ?

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[luckyjimm]

Thankfully Crypto seems rigged in my favour tonight. Deposited just £2 and have spun it up to about £115. Look at this one, for example.


Game #5547265714: Omaha PL ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/09/14 - 21:40:44 (UK)
Table "Guccione" Seat 5 is the button.
Seat 1: Luckyjimm ($53.60 in chips)
Seat 2: Copito ($37.59 in chips)
Seat 4: Chakram ($62.72 in chips)
Seat 5: rosteri ($90.20 in chips)
Seat 6: CHIPPPY ($47.32 in chips)
CHIPPPY: posts small blind $0.25
Luckyjimm: posts big blind $0.50
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Luckyjimm [Qs Jc Jd 6c]
Copito: calls $0.50
Chakram: calls $0.50
rosteri: folds
CHIPPPY: folds
Luckyjimm: checks
----- FLOP ----- [Jh Kc 2s]
Luckyjimm: bets $1.75
Copito: raises to $7
Chakram: folds
Luckyjimm: raises to $22.75
Copito: raises to $37.09 and is all-in
Luckyjimm: calls $14.34
----- TURN ----- [Jh Kc 2s][7c]
----- RIVER ----- [Jh Kc 2s 7c][4c]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Copito: shows [Th Kd 3h Ks] (Three of a kind, Kings, Jack high)
Luckyjimm: shows [Qs Jc Jd 6c] (A Flush, King high)
Luckyjimm collected $72.93 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot $75.93 Main pot $72.93 Rake $3
Board [Jh Kc 2s 7c 4c]
Seat 1: Luckyjimm (big blind) showed [Qs Jc Jd 6c] and won ($72.93) with A Flush, King high
Seat 2: Copito showed [Th Kd 3h Ks] and lost with Three of a kind, Kings, Jack high
Seat 4: Chakram folded on the Flop
Seat 5: rosteri (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: CHIPPPY (small blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)


http://twodimes.net/h/?z=3075780
pokenum -o qs jc jd 6c - th kd 3h ks -- jh kc 2s
Omaha Hi: 820 enumerated boards containing 2s Kc Jh
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
Qs Jc 6c Jd 97 11.83 723 88.17 0 0.00 0.118
Ks Kd Th 3h 723 88.17 97 11.83 0 0.00 0.882

[luckyjimm]

Another nice one, heater continues:

Game #5547677904: Omaha PL ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/09/14 - 22:08:04 (UK)
Table "Guccione" Seat 2 is the button.
Seat 1: Luckyjimm ($131.89 in chips)
Seat 2: Copito ($51.15 in chips)
Seat 3: animal66 ($14 in chips)
Seat 4: Chakram ($85.97 in chips)
Seat 5: rosteri ($51.35 in chips)
Seat 6: EFSA2000 ($19.50 in chips)
animal66: posts small blind $0.25
Chakram: posts big blind $0.50
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Luckyjimm [Qd 5h Ad Kh]
rosteri: folds
EFSA2000: calls $0.50
Luckyjimm: raises to $2.25
Copito: folds
animal66: folds
Chakram: raises to $7.50
EFSA2000: folds
Luckyjimm: calls $5.25
----- FLOP ----- [3h 4s 2s]
Chakram: bets $15.75
Luckyjimm: raises to $63
Chakram: raises to $78.47 and is all-in
Luckyjimm: calls $15.47
----- TURN ----- [3h 4s 2s][6d]
----- RIVER ----- [3h 4s 2s 6d][9d]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Chakram: shows [As Ah 8h 6s] (A Pair of Aces, Nine high)
Luckyjimm: shows [Qd 5h Ad Kh] (A Straight, Five high)
Luckyjimm collected $169.69 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot $172.69 Main pot $169.69 Rake $3
Board [3h 4s 2s 6d 9d]
Seat 1: Luckyjimm showed [Qd 5h Ad Kh] and won ($169.69) with A Straight, Five high
Seat 2: Copito (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: animal66 (small blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Chakram (big blind) showed [As Ah 8h 6s] and lost with A Pair of Aces, Nine high
Seat 5: rosteri folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: EFSA2000 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


http://twodimes.net/h/?z=3075860
pokenum -o as ah 8h 6s - qd 5h ad kh -- 3h 4s 2s
Omaha Hi: 820 enumerated boards containing 4s 2s 3h
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
As 6s Ah 8h 373 45.49 447 54.51 0 0.00 0.455
Ad Qd Kh 5h 447 54.51 373 45.49 0 0.00 0.545

[luckyjimm]

So that's £2 to £177 in a couple of hours. Not me playing well, just deck loving me tonight.

[ryang]

coach me?

[luckyjimm]

The dreme is over!!!! £120 cashed out, the rest lost in a couple of nasty hands.

My turn call here may suck, but he sucks just as much. What a stupid way to play aces.

Game #5548559264: Omaha PL ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/09/14 - 22:58:40 (UK)
Table "Santoro" Seat 6 is the button.
Seat 1: Kaizer3 ($74.67 in chips)
Seat 2: 8igsh4rk ($23.12 in chips)
Seat 3: Luckyjimm ($51.05 in chips)
Seat 4: rosteri ($48.90 in chips)
Seat 5: hordave ($17.85 in chips)
Seat 6: Sim111120 ($58.05 in chips)
Kaizer3: posts small blind $0.25
8igsh4rk: posts big blind $0.50
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Luckyjimm [Ah Qc Qh 7s]
Luckyjimm: raises to $1.75
rosteri: calls $1.75
hordave: folds
Sim111120: folds
Kaizer3: folds
8igsh4rk: calls $1.25
----- FLOP ----- [4h Jd 6h]
8igsh4rk: checks
Luckyjimm: bets $5.50
rosteri: raises to $22
8igsh4rk: folds
Luckyjimm: calls $16.50
----- TURN ----- [4h Jd 6h][2s]
Luckyjimm: checks
rosteri: bets $25.15 and is all-in
Luckyjimm: calls $25.15
----- RIVER ----- [4h Jd 6h 2s][9s]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
rosteri: shows [Kh Ac Ad 7h] (A Pair of Aces, Jack high)
Luckyjimm: shows [Ah Qc Qh 7s] (A Pair of Queens, Jack high)
rosteri collected $96.80 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot $99.80 Main pot $96.80 Rake $3
Board [4h Jd 6h 2s 9s]
Seat 1: Kaizer3 (small blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: 8igsh4rk (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: Luckyjimm showed [Ah Qc Qh 7s] and lost with A Pair of Queens, Jack high
Seat 4: rosteri showed [Kh Ac Ad 7h] and won ($96.80) with A Pair of Aces, Jack high
Seat 5: hordave folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Sim111120 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)


Edit: Still have $8 left, so will try again from a smaller table.

[luckyjimm]

The bust-out hand that means I can't play any more since I'm out of money is always the most annoying hand of all. And it's usually something [censored]-up involving a moran with absolute filth. Today's no different:

Game #5549105294: Omaha PL ($0.15/$0.25) - 2007/09/14 - 23:20:24 (UK)
Table "Mexican4" Seat 1 is the button.
Seat 1: slai ($12.20 in chips)
Seat 2: Kevytmait ($28.08 in chips)
Seat 3: MMAATTAAT sits out
Seat 4: webkocken ($40.04 in chips)
Seat 5: Beavor ($7.11 in chips)
Seat 6: Luckyjimm ($6.69 in chips)
Kevytmait: posts small blind $0.15
webkocken: posts big blind $0.25
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Luckyjimm [Qc Kh Kc Ts]
Beavor: calls $0.25
Luckyjimm: raises to $1.15
slai: folds
Kevytmait: folds
webkocken: folds
Beavor: calls $0.90
----- FLOP ----- [Jc 8d 3c]
Beavor: checks
MMAATTAAT sits back
Luckyjimm: bets $2.70
Beavor: raises to $5.96 and is all-in
Luckyjimm: is all-in $2.84
Returned uncalled bets $0.42 to Beavor
----- TURN ----- [Jc 8d 3c][4s]
----- RIVER ----- [Jc 8d 3c 4s][7s]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Beavor: shows [Kd 3h 8h Ad] (Two Pairs, Eights and Threes, Jack high)
Luckyjimm: shows [Qc Kh Kc Ts] (A Pair of Kings, Jack high)
Beavor collected $13.10 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot $13.78 Main pot $13.10 Rake $0.68
Board [Jc 8d 3c 4s 7s]
Seat 1: slai (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Kevytmait (small blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: webkocken (big blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Beavor showed [Kd 3h 8h Ad] and won ($13.10) with Two Pairs, Eights and Threes, Jack high
Seat 6: Luckyjimm showed [Qc Kh Kc Ts] and lost with A Pair of Kings, Jack high

[PJo336]

cant we ban someone for continually bumping their own thread when it sucks

[luckyjimm]

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cant we ban someone for continually bumping their own thread when it sucks

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Worth looking into, certainly

[Lurker.]

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