The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator

[egocidal]

IM S3RIOSLEY MUESD BY THES APLICATION!!!111!1 OMG

[marchron]

WA TEH PEOPL3 OF DA UNIETD STAETS IN ORDAR 2 FORM A MORE P3RFECT UNION 3STABLISH JUSTIEC INSUR3 DOMASTIC TRANQUILITY PROVIED FOR DA COMON D3F3NSE PROMOT3 DA GANERAL WALFAER AND SACUR3 TEH BLESNGS OF LIEBRTY 2 OURS3LVES AND OUR POSTARITY DO ORDANE AND ESTABLISH THES CONSTITUTION FOR TEH UNIETD STAETS OF MERICA

[kkcountry]

WIT SO MUCH DRMA IN TEH LBC ITS KINDA HARD BIN SNOP D O DOUBL3 G
BUT I SOMEHOW SOME WAY KEP COMIN UP WIT FUNKY-AS [censored] LIEK 3VERY
SNGL3 DAY
MAY I KIK A LITLA SOMETHIN FOR DA GS AND MAEK A F3W BILIONS AS I
BREZA THROUGH
TWO IN DA MORNIN AND TEH PARTYS STIL JUMPIN CAUES MAH MMA ANET
HOMA
I!!111! GOT BITCHES IN TEH LIVIN ROM G3TIN IT ON
AND THEY ANET L3AVIN TIL 6 IN TEH MORNNG
SO WUT WANA DO
I?!?!?? OMG WTF LOL GOT A POKET FUL OF RUB3RS AND MAH HOME BOYS DO 2
SO TURN OF DA LIGHTS AND CLOSE TEH DOR
BUT FOR WUT DONT LUV U HOES
YEAHH SO WE GONA SMOKA AN OUCN3 2 THIS
GS UP HO3S DOWN WHIEL YA MOTHERFUKAS BOUNCE 2 THIS
ROLIN!!!1!11!! WTF DOWN DA STRET SMOKIN ENDO SIPIN ON GIN N JUIEC
LADE BAK-WITH MAH MIND ON MAH MON3Y AND MAH MONEY ON MAH MIND
ROLIN DOWN TEH STRET SMOKIN ENDO SIPIN ON GIN N JUIEC
LADE BAK-WITH MAH MIND ON MAH MONEY AND MAH MONEY ON MAH MIND
NOW TAHT I GOT ME SOMA SAAGRMS GIN
3V3RYBODYS GOT THEYRE CUP BUT TEH ANET CHIP3D IN
NOW THES TYPAS OF [censored] HAP3NS AL TEH U GOTA GAT U BFOR3 I GOTA G3T MIEN
AVARYTHNG SI FIEN WHEN UR LISTENNG 2 DA D O G
I GOT 2 CULTIVAET TEH MUSIC TAHT B CAPTIVATNG
WHO LIST3NS 2 DA WORDS TAHT I SPEAK
AS I TAEK M3 A DRINK 2 DA MIDLE OF DA STRET
AND 2 MAKIN THES BITCH NM3D SADI
SHA UESD 2 B DA HOM3 BOYS LADY
{AH TAHT BITCH}
80 DEGRES WH3N I TAL TAHT BITCH PLZ EAES
AS I RHYME WIT TEH DOG POUND FEL TEH BREZ3
BIZATCH
AS IM
ROLIN DOWN TEH STRET SMOKIN 3NDO SIPIN ON GIN N JUIEC
LADE BAK-WITH MAH MIND ON MAH MONEY AND MAH MON3Y ON MAH MIND
ROLIN DOWN TEH STRET SMOKIN 3NDO SIPIN ON GIN N JUIEC
LADE BAK-WITH MAH MIND ON MAH MON3Y AND MAH MONEY ON MAH MIND
L8R ON TAHT DAY MAH HOMAY DR!!!111!!1 DR3 CME THROUGH WIT A GANG
AND A FAT-AS JAEK OF SOM3 BUBONIC CHRONIC TAHT MAED ME CHOK3
[censored]-THIS ANET NO DOPE- I HAEV 2 BAK UP OF OF IT AND SIT MAH CUP
DOWN
** MAH CHRONIC YEAH IMM FUK3D UP NOW
BUT IT ANET NO S2PIN
IMM STIL DROPIN
DRE GOTS DA BITCHS FROM TEH CITY OF COMP2N
2 S3RVE ME-NOT WIT A CHERY ON 2P
CAUES WH3N I BUST MAH NUT
DONT GET UPSAT GIRL TAHTS JUST HOW IT GO3S
I DONT LUV U HOAS-IMM OUT TEH DOR
AND IL B.
ROLIN!11!!1111!1!11! LOL DOWN TEH STRET SMOKIN 3NDO SIPIN ON GIN N JUIEC
LADE BAK-WITH MAH MIND ON MAH MON3Y AND MAH MONAY ON MAH MIND
ROLIN DOWN DA STRET SMOKIN 3NDO SIPIN ON GIN N JUIEC
BIYATCH-WITH MAH MIND ON MAH MONEY AND MAH MONEY ON MAH MIND
ROLIN DOWN TEH STRET SMOKIN 3NDO SIPIN ON GIN N JUIEC
BIYATCH-WITH MAH MIND ON MAH MONAY AND MAH MON3Y ON MAH MIND

[SNOWBALL]

May I present to you, the communist manifesto:

A SPACTRA SI HAUNTNG EUROPE - DA SPECTR3 OF COMUNISM!1111!!11 OMG WTF AL TEH POWERS OF OLD EUROPA HAEV 3NTARED IN2 A HOLEY ALIANC3 2 EXORCIES THES SPACTR3 POP3 AND TSAR MAT3RNICH AND GUIZOT FR3NCH RADICALS AND GERMAN POLIEC-SPEIS
WHERE!11!111!! SI DA PARTY IN OPOSITION TAHT HAS NOT BEN DECREID AS COMUNISTIC BY ITS OPONENTS IN POW3R?!!?! OMG WTF WH3RA SI DA OPOSITION TAHT HAS NOT HURLED BAK TEH BRANDNG REPROACH OF COMUNISM AGANEST TEH MORE ADVANCED OPOSITION PARTEIS AS W3L AS AGANEST ITS REACTIONARY ADV3RSAREIS
TWO?!!?? WTF THNGS R3SULT FROM THES FACT
I!!11!1 COMUNISM SI ALREADY AKNOWL3DGED BY AL AUROPAAN POWERS 2 B ITSELF A POWER
I!11!!1 WTF IT SI HIGH TIEM TAHT COMUNISTS SHUD OP3NLEY IN TEH FAEC OF TEH WHOLE WORLD PUBLISH THERE VEIWS THEYRE AMES THEYRE TENDANCEIS AND MET THES NURS3RY TAEL OF DA SPECTRE OF COMUNISM WIT A MANIEFS2 OF DA PARTY ITSALF
2!1!!1!!!! OMG WTF LOL THES AND COMUNISTS OF VARIOS NATIONALITEIS HAEV ASAMBLED IN LONDON AND SKATCH3D TEH FOLOWNG MANIEFS2 2 B PUBLISH3D IN DA ANGLISH FR3NCH GARMAN ITALIAN FL3MISH AND DANISH LANGUAEGS!!!1!!!!! OMG WTF LOL
DA HIS2RY OF AL HITH3R2 EXISTNG SOCEITY [2] SI TEH HIS2RY OF CLAS STRUGLES
FREMAN!11111!1! WTF LOL AND SLAEV PATRICIAN AND PL3BIAN LORD AND S3RF GUILD-MAST3R [3] AND JOURNAYMAN IN A WORD OPRESOR AND OPR3S3D S2D IN CONSTANT OPOSITION 2 ONE ANOTHER CAREID ON AN UNINT3RUPTED NOW HIDEN NOW OPEN FIGHT A FIGHT TAHT EACH TIEM ENDAD 3ITHER IN A REVOLUTIONARY RECONSTITUTION OF SOCEITY AT LARG3 OR IN TEH COMON RUIN OF TEH CONTANDNG CLAS3S
IN!1!!! OMG WTF DA 3ARLEIR 3POCHS OF HIS2RY WA FIND ALMOST EVERYWH3R3 A COMPLICAETD ARANGEMENT OF SOCEITY IN2 VARIOS ORD3RS A MANIFOLD GRADATION OF SOCIAL RANK!!!!! IN ANCEINT ROM3 WE HAEV PATRICIANS KNIGHTS PL3BIANS SLAEVS IN TEH MIDLE AEGS FAUDAL LORDS VASALS GUILD-MASTERS JOURNAYMEN APRENTIECS S3RFS IN ALMOST AL OF THESA CLAS3S AGANE SUBORDINAET GRADATIONS
TH3!1!111 WTF LOL MODARN BOURGAOIS SOCEITY TAHT HAS SPROUT3D FROM TEH RUINS OF FEUDAL SOCEITY HAS NOT DONE AWAY WIT CLAS ANTAGONISMS!!!11 OMG WTF LOL IT HAS BUT ESTABLISHAD NU CLASAS NU CONDITIONS OF OPR3SION NU FORMS OF STRUGLE IN PLAEC OF DA OLD ONES
OUR!11!1 OMG WTF APOCH DA EPOCH OF DA BOURG3OISEI POSES3S HOW3V3R THES DISTINCT F3ATURA IT HAS SIMPLIFEID CLAS ANTAGONISMS!11!!1111 OMG WTF LOL SOCEITY AS A WHOL3 SI MORE AND MORA SPLITNG UP IN2 TWO GRAAT HOSTIEL CMPS IN2 TWO GRAAT CLAS3S DIERCTLEY FACNG EACH OTH3R - BOURGEOISEI AND PROLETARIAT!111!11 WTF LOL

[Dudd]

WELCOME 2 199!!1!1!! WTF

[GSykes]

LOOL NICE

[schundler]

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May I present to you, the communist manifesto:


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fwiw it was written only slightly better the first time

[SamIAm]

LINKS WIT NO ADED CONT3NT OR DISCUSION GO IN LAUGHS OR LINKS!11!1! OMG WTF THES SI AN EXTREMELEY COMON 3ROR AND ON3 TAHT RILLY PIS3S US OF!!!1!!! WTF LOL

[DirtyDiggs]

I'm torn as to which is a greater bastardization of the triumphs of our modern language?

I WAS RICH!!111!1!! OMG NOT IN MONEY BUT IN SUNY DAYS AND IN SUMER HOURS AND I SPENT TH3M LAVISHLY

MAH STYLE SI IMPATUOS MAH D3FENS3 SI IMPREGNABLE AND IMM JUST F3ROCIOS!!!!1!1! OMG I WANT HIS HAART!11!!1 LOL IL 3AT HIS CHILDREN!!!!11! LOL PRASE3 B 2 ALAH

[ChipWrecked]

GOD MORNNG!!!!1!! WTF LOL

IN LAS THAN AN HOUR ARECRAFT FROM HER3 WIL JOIN OTHERS FROM AROUND DA WORLD!!!1!1 WTF AND U WIL B LAUNCHNG TEH LARG3ST AARIAL BATLA IN THES HIS2RY OF MANKIND
MANKIND!1!!1 WTF - TAHT WORD SHUD HAEV NU MEANNG FOR AL OF US 2DAY

WA!1!1!1! WTF CANT B CONSUMED BY OUR PETY DIFERENCAS ANYMORA
W3!11!!11! WTF LOL WIL B UNIETD IN OUR COMON INTERESTS
P3RHAPS!1!1!! WTF LOL ITS FAET TAHT 2DAY SI DA 4TH OF JULEY AND U WIL ONCE AGANE B FIGHTNG FOR OUR FREDOM NOT FROM TYRANY OPRESION OR PARSECUTION - BUT FROM ANIHILATION

W3R3!111!!1 OMG WTF FIGHTNG FOR OUR RIGHT 2 LIEV 2 3XIST
AND!1!11! SHUD WE WIN DA DAY DA 4TH OF JULEY WIL NO LONGER B KNOWN AS AN M3RICAN HOLIDAY BUT AS DA DAY WHAN TEH WORLD D3CLAERD IN ONA VOIEC
W3 WIL NOT GO QUEITLEY IN2 DA NIGHT
WE!11111!11 WTF WIL NOT VANISH WITHOUT A FIGHT
WAR3!!111!1! GONG 2 LIEV ON
W3RE!!1!1!1! LOL GONG 2 SURVIEV
2DAY!1!1!!!! OMG WE C3LABRAET OUR IND3PENDANC3 DAY!!!!1 WTF