BBV, Please share ur knowledge on how to get girl friends

[goofyballer]

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Why would she randomly sit next to me? You can tell that she doesn’t have any friends in the class, but of all the open seats she could’ve sat in, why next to me?

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I almost feel bad for this girl. As she walks into the room and has to find a place to sit, all of her choices end with "man, whichever dude I randomly pick to sit next to is gonna be like 'why would she randomly sit next to me? I can tell that she doesn't have any friends in the class, but of all the open seats she could've sat in, why next to me?'"

[rsxpunk]

[Madman Madman]

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I sit at the end of the middle

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head asplode!

[Himself]

Talking sounds like a good start.

[FindingForever]

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Talking sounds like a good start.

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Thats not a bad suggestion

[derosnec]

"Looks like you're hurtin for a squirtin"

don't worry, it goes over better in person than on the web

[Jamougha]

I think it involves talking to girls. After that I'm a bit out of my depth.

[tagtastic]

Senior in HS. No girl experience. And then this gem:

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Why would she randomly sit next to me? You can tell that she doesn’t have any friends in the class, but of all the open seats she could’ve sat in, why next to me?

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Pretty sure you're gay.

edit: Also, you never even mentioned her appearance. Strike 3.

[edfurlong]

Your boss probably paid her to show you a good time, kill her pimp and take her on a roller coaster.

[5thstreet]

Come to class high on coke, and remember no means yes!