Brag: Straight flush. Beat: Didn't notice

[SuperSnort]

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2 flushes, 2 boats, a str8, a str8 flush, and 34256 cards walk into a bar

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go on....

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but they got kicked out for being racist. the end

[SomethingClever]

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Imagine if Tuff_Fish played omaha.

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he'd time out on every hand; too busy counting out his straights.

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5.... 6.... 7.... 8..... 9..... 10..... Jack.... NUTHIN! SON OF A GOD DAMN BITCH!