Post your workplace rants here

[bonds]

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MissChriss: WTF ARE YOU THROWING THINGS AT ME!! NOW UR GONNA PAY THAT [censored] BALLOON RIGHT NOW!!!!

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Funny, my girlfriend said the same thing to me last night.

Also, I reserve workplace rants for days that aren't Friday.

[w33ktight]

Yeah i got a workplace rant. I haven't played online poker in over a week because i moved into my new place and the internet wont connect to poker (but lets me browse the web and talk on aim) so i have to get dsl (comcast doesn't provide service where i live, obv)

So I call at&t and im like ok i want the fastest internet you have the one thats $35/month on your site. she says ok, puts me on hold for 20 minutes comes back and says the service isnt offered in my area. not to worry sir you can get our "pro" service which is 30/month and almost as good as elite. ok im on hold for 20 more minutes sorry sir that service isnt offered in your area unless you get a phone line with us but you can get our next best service for 22/month. i say ok w/e. couple days later the stuff comes in the mail i plug everything in and low and behold it doesnt even [censored] work. so i call at&t and say ok it doesnt work OH YEAH SIR SORRY WE DIDNT TELL YOU YOUR SERVICE DOESNT ACTIVATE TIL THE 9TH.

ok i think, not bad, just have to wait til the 9th (already waited for the 6th to get the internet) but NO I GOT MY BILL TODAY AND MY SERVICE DOESNT START TIL THE 11TH LOL hahahahHAHAAHAAHAHA

[MissChriss]

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MissChriss: WTF ARE YOU THROWING THINGS AT ME!! NOW UR GONNA PAY THAT [censored] BALLOON RIGHT NOW!!!!

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Funny, my girlfriend said the same thing to me last night.

Also, I reserve workplace rants for days that aren't Friday.

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Ya this happend ages ago and I think it was a Sunday!

[thirddan]

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...yes

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thats it? thats the whole job? balloon salesperson...

[kkcountry]

i had to cash out 85% of my roll to get my car fixed and buy books for school so i'm going to have to grind it back up by playing 6.50s or 8 tabling minbet because i refuse to play 25NL and i've been putting it off all day.

[KAknight]

ME: "Well I'm outta here. See you tomorrow."
Stupid Jerkface coworker: "I won't see you tomorrow. Tomorrow is Saturday! HA HA!
ME: "DIAGF."

[MissChriss]

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...yes

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thats it? thats the whole job? balloon salesperson...

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no I work in a themepark...I thought everyone knew by now..

[filsteal]

Dear Smelly Indian Guy,

You smell. Your food smells. Your armpits and your turd curry stink up the whole building. I'm so glad we share an office. See you Monday.

Your buddy,
filsteal

\notracist{cause i once dated an indian girl}

[tisthefire]

"I believe the little bitch is in heat and ready for a good [censored], lads! What do you say? Shall we give her what she wants?"

She realized that the evil pirate leader intended to let all of the crew have their way with her. And she trembled with fear...and anticipation...

[ncboiler]

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I HAVE A [censored] 4:00 - 5:00 MEETING ON A FRIDAY.

I usually leave at 4:30.

This is stupid as all [censored].

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It's this type of [censored] and the 12:15 meeting that makes me go hezbollah. I just don't get it.