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Old 09-04-2007, 11:37 PM
The Demotivator The Demotivator is offline
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Old 09-04-2007, 11:49 PM
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Wow, I haven't seen a set of hands this badly butchered in some time

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a highlight reel of sorts, for your viewing pleasure

let's see some really quality demotivators plz
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Old 09-04-2007, 11:52 PM
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Wow, I haven't seen a set of hands this badly butchered in some time

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a highlight reel of sorts, for your viewing pleasure

let's see some really quality demotivators plz

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Old 09-04-2007, 11:55 PM
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OP seriously, PM me for coaching. jesus [censored] christ
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Old 09-05-2007, 03:47 AM
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Preflop: Hero is BB with 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP1 calls t30, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, Button calls t30, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: (t120) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero checks, MP1 checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets t30</font>, SB folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t60</font>, MP1 folds, Button calls t30.

Turn: (t240) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t60</font>, Button calls t60.

River: (t360) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t360</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to t2670</font>, Hero calls t1055 (All-In).

Final Pot: t3190

Hero has 2c 2d (three of a kind, twos).
Button has Js As (flush, ace high).
Outcome: Button wins t4445.

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A drunken blind man could not have possibly played this hand worse.
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Old 09-05-2007, 06:15 AM
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hahaha thank you op [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
thats so funny!
u cant be serious [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
which guy did u steal those HHs from?
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Old 09-05-2007, 06:29 AM
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Old 09-05-2007, 07:05 AM
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[x] OP is a proud citizen of value town
[ ] OP likes to invite fellow poker players to his hometown
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Old 09-05-2007, 07:08 AM
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Wow op such bad beats! You run seriously bad
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Old 09-05-2007, 07:36 AM
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Full Tilt Poker Game #3467725486: Table Pimento (heads up) - $200/$400 - No Limit Hold'em - 7:34:51 ET - 2007/09/05
Seat 1: Grimstarr ($11,599)
Seat 2: Ziigmund ($16,399)
Ziigmund posts the small blind of $200
Grimstarr posts the big blind of $400
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Ziigmund raises to $1,200
Grimstarr raises to $3,600
Ziigmund has 15 seconds left to act
Ziigmund has requested TIME
Ziigmund raises to $16,399, and is all in
Grimstarr calls $7,999, and is all in
Ziigmund shows [Ah Jc]
Grimstarr shows [8h As]
Uncalled bet of $4,800 returned to Ziigmund
*** FLOP *** [5s 7h Jh]
*** TURN *** [5s 7h Jh] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [5s 7h Jh 2d] [6c]
Ziigmund shows a pair of Jacks
Grimstarr shows Ace Jack high
Ziigmund wins the pot ($23,197.50) with a pair of Jacks
Grimstarr adds $40,000
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $23,198 | Rake $0.50
Board: [5s 7h Jh 2d 6c]
Seat 1: Grimstarr (big blind) showed [8h As] and lost with Ace Jack high
Seat 2: Ziigmund (small blind) showed [Ah Jc] and won ($23,197.50) with a pair of Jacks

edit: grimstarr insta-reloaded 40k to chase losses
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