new service that is probably up some of your alleys

[Quicksilvre]

I assume this is satire. If not, then my head asplode.

[superadvisor]

I for one don't find this site too strange. The young poor daughter marries rich lonely man, maybe a little behind the times but this stuff used to be mainstay and still is in some parts of the world.

[ceczar]

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I assume this is satire. If not, then my head asplode.

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if there is any doubt about the legitimacy of this site, the Testimonials Page clarifies everything.

[oddjob]

when did hillbilly's get internet access?

[TheRedRocket]

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Kristin has a wild streak. She likes parties and has spent more time with boys than we’d have liked her to. We had a family talk and decided that it was time she settled down with a man who could meet her needs and help her fulfill her dreams of being an actor or singer. She’s a bit fiery but worth it.

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Bride Price: $49,995

[luckyjimm]

If you tried talking to your future bride online first, I presume you'd get a visit from Chris Hansen...

[danzasmack]

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when did hillbilly's get internet access?

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[luckyjimm]

Really creepy:

"Courtney’s grandmother married at 13, her mother married at 13, and Courtney has decided she wants to keep the tradition going. She would prefer to stay close to her large extended southern family and loves farm or at least rural life. She got an A in Home Ec. and has read up on what else would be expected of her as a wife and is looking forward to it."

Kinda funny:

"Sarah calls herself a Goth but we insisted she not dress in black for this photo. She reads and writes a lot of depressing poetry and it takes a lot to get her nose out of a book. She says she’s an Old Soul in a new young body and she’s already been married lots of times and she might die again tomorrow so why wait?"

[Blarg]

Yeah that sounds like the kind of maturity needed to start pumping out babies of your own right away!

[luckyjimm]

Does Courtney know what SIIHP means and is she looking forward to that?