Opinions please...

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When people berate me for 'bad' play I usually tell them I'm high... makes them even looser and angrier [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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I like this.

How about expanding: "I'm high and you're funny. Thank you for that, want a hit?"

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Yeah, that gets aggravating. I hit a second pair on the river, and the response was an anatomically impossible suggestion which cleverly avoided the PokerStars censors l i k e t h i s.

I thought about telling him that I was drawing to a k-high flush, and had pot odds, so of course I was still there trying to hit on the river--moron!

Instead, I figured he was tilting, so I would just nudge him a litte more.

"Very mature. It's a pleasure to have you at this table."