SSNL POKER [cheese] thread SEPT

[ajmargarine]

This crap is tilting me so hard. I'm disconnecting every hands kl;asfd sa;ldfkjsad asd;lkfj;sad l;asdfjksakfj;aslk
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[shpanko]

wow, just wow

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

Hero (SB): $231.75
BB: $328.25
UTG: $71.50
CO: $51.60
BTN: $82.30

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $6.00</font>, BTN calls $6.00, <font color="red">Hero raises to $28.00</font>, BB folds, CO calls $22.00, BTN folds

Flop: ($64) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $40.00</font>, CO calls all-in for $23.60
Uncalled bet of $16.40 returned to Hero

Turn: ($111.20) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($111.20) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $111.20 ($3 Rake)

CO had J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Jacks) and WON (+$56.60)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (Ace King high) and LOST (-$51.60)

[Fonkey123]

This is the last time I mention august. SEPTEMBER FTW!

POKERSTARS GAME #11283148090: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/08/03 - 03:19:01 (ET)
Table 'Gianfar' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: polaris3239 ($537 in chips)
Seat 2: saywhat_agan ($479 in chips)
Seat 3: H-D'ez Nuts! ($73.40 in chips)
Seat 4: chili1979 ($190.60 in chips)
Seat 5: ChilliWilly ($226.30 in chips)
Seat 6: CamoJr ($516.60 in chips)
ChilliWilly: posts small blind $1
CamoJr: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ChilliWilly [Qh Kd]
polaris3239: calls $2
saywhat_agan: raises $8 to $10
H-D'ez Nuts!: calls $10
chili1979: folds
ChilliWilly: raises $30 to $40
CamoJr: folds
polaris3239: folds
saywhat_agan: folds
H-D'ez Nuts!: calls $30
*** FLOP *** [Tc 2h Jd]
ChilliWilly: bets $186.30 and is all-in
H-D'ez Nuts!: calls $33.40 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Tc 2h Jd] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [Tc 2h Jd 2d] [8s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ChilliWilly: shows [Qh Kd] (a pair of Deuces)
H-D'ez Nuts!: shows [5c 8h] (two pair, Eights and Deuces)
H-D'ez Nuts! collected $157.80 from pot

[steel108]

Aren't we jumping the gun a tad? Meh, I'm seriously way too anal about stupid crap

[Kowalski]

[ QUOTE ]
This is the last time I mention august. SEPTEMBER FTW!

POKERSTARS GAME #11283148090: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/08/03 - 03:19:01 (ET)
Table 'Gianfar' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: polaris3239 ($537 in chips)
Seat 2: saywhat_agan ($479 in chips)
Seat 3: H-D'ez Nuts! ($73.40 in chips)
Seat 4: chili1979 ($190.60 in chips)
Seat 5: ChilliWilly ($226.30 in chips)
Seat 6: CamoJr ($516.60 in chips)
ChilliWilly: posts small blind $1
CamoJr: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ChilliWilly [Qh Kd]
polaris3239: calls $2
saywhat_agan: raises $8 to $10
H-D'ez Nuts!: calls $10
chili1979: folds
ChilliWilly: raises $30 to $40
CamoJr: folds
polaris3239: folds
saywhat_agan: folds
H-D'ez Nuts!: calls $30
*** FLOP *** [Tc 2h Jd]
ChilliWilly: bets $186.30 and is all-in
H-D'ez Nuts!: calls $33.40 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Tc 2h Jd] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [Tc 2h Jd 2d] [8s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ChilliWilly: shows [Qh Kd] (a pair of Deuces)
H-D'ez Nuts!: shows [5c 8h] (two pair, Eights and Deuces)
H-D'ez Nuts! collected $157.80 from pot

[/ QUOTE ]

wtf?

[BGnight]

Why do i fking bluff ever???!!! There is no point in it.
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[bilbo-san]

So for some completely unknown RANDOM reason I decided to log onto Party after I get an e-mail from them saying I still have money in my account (I'm in the US).

And, WTF, the software is LETTING ME PLAY!

Is this because I lived in Germany back in '99 when I first signed up with them? What the hell!?

Anyway, first noteworthy hand: I have 99 on a 92A28 board. After betting flop and turn I bet 1/2 on the river and button pushes. He had 55.

ZOMG PARTY I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!

I've literally got tears in my eyes right now.

[dregal]

[ QUOTE ]
So for some completely unknown RANDOM reason I decided to log onto Party after I get an e-mail from them saying I still have money in my account (I'm in the US).

And, WTF, the software is LETTING ME PLAY!

Is this because I lived in Germany back in '99 when I first signed up with them? What the hell!?

Anyway, first noteworthy hand: I have 99 on a 92A28 board. After betting flop and turn I bet 1/2 on the river and button pushes. He had 55.

ZOMG PARTY I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!

I've literally got tears in my eyes right now.

[/ QUOTE ]

I just downloaded their software and tried to log on. It didnt work [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

So jealous.

[BGnight]

Fking berate this move please. I have to stop. I'm bluffing out of control right now:
PokerStars Game #11802728713: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/08/31 - 23:05:57 (ET)
Table 'Seppina V' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: FoolMeTwice ($400 in chips)
Seat 2: bluexcr ($360.50 in chips)
Seat 3: gambler2k4 ($479 in chips)
Seat 4: kcar819 ($486.40 in chips)
Seat 5: BGnight ($463.60 in chips)
Seat 6: FlamingoKid5 ($603.30 in chips)
FlamingoKid5: posts small blind $2
FoolMeTwice: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BGnight [Ad Qd]
bluexcr: folds
gambler2k4: raises $12 to $16
kcar819: folds
BGnight: calls $16
FlamingoKid5: folds
FoolMeTwice: folds
*** FLOP *** [6h Tc 9h]
gambler2k4: bets $24
BGnight: calls $24
*** TURN *** [6h Tc 9h] [8d]
gambler2k4: bets $52
BGnight: raises $68 to $120
gambler2k4: calls $68
*** RIVER *** [6h Tc 9h 8d] [9d]
gambler2k4: checks
BGnight: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gambler2k4: shows [Jh Ah] (a pair of Nines)
BGnight: shows [Ad Qd] (a pair of Nines - Ace+Queen kicker)
BGnight collected $323 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $326 | Rake $3
Board [6h Tc 9h 8d 9d]
Seat 1: FoolMeTwice (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: bluexcr folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: gambler2k4 showed [Jh Ah] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 4: kcar819 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: BGnight (button) showed [Ad Qd] and won ($323) with a pair of Nines
Seat 6: FlamingoKid5 (small blind) folded before Flop

[thac]

Hey guys, busted out of my live $50r and am pissed so I'm gonna try to have a 12hr sesh. Already ordered the necessary food/drink.