BBV4L: Is there a doctor in teh house?

[baseballfan]

BBV4L, I need your help with a personal hygiene issue.

While preparing to take a shower tonight (brag), I discovered a rather severe case of back-ne (beat). Said pimple was monstrous in size and yellowish in color. I said hmm, let's pop this sumbitch.

In popping process (brag), blood and guts squirted everywhere (beat). Particularly interesting to me was the fact that the oozing was prolonged in nature. This zit just keep flowing (beat).

Near the end when I thought it was done, I turned on the shower and prepared to hop in. I figured I'd give 'er one more squeeze -- just to be safe -- and I was horrified when a white-ish mass exited from the zit's crater.

The mass I speak of when measured was 1 c.m. (variance) and resembled a teeny tiny jellyfish. The consistency wasn't entirely smooth, though, as one side sort of looked like brains.

I ask you, BBV4L, do I have anything to be worried about? I have never seen such a humongous zit in my life.

tl;dr: I have a crazy case of back-ne that may or may not be cancerous in nature.

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