what's your excuse for being single?

[luckyjimm]

Fat; body dysmorphic

Self-loathing

Addicted to porn

Never do anything to try to meet girls; never meet new ones in my social life

Unable to get over great unrequited love of my 20s, still think we should be together

Very picky, mainly about girl's sense of humour: she has to REALLY make me laugh, bring
out the best in me, make me funny too

Girl has to make all the moves otherwise I'll fear rejection

Strippers easier

[Fast Food Knight]

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This whole thread turned out to be a bit sad actually. I feel for you guys, I really do. Oh well, off to get laid now.

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Be sure to loofah!

[jmill2511]

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This whole thread turned out to be a bit sad actually. I feel for you guys, I really do. Oh well, off to get laid now.

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Wait, who said anything about not getting laid?

Being single and still getting laid isn't difficult.

[guids]

I just had this discussion w/ my dad. It was unusual, we arent the type to talk about much other than business, cars, sports etc, but he asked if "I was seeing anyone", and I was pretty honest with him in my answer, I just told him that Im more focused on making money now, and dont feel like settling down. than he asked, who the girl was that my uncle saw leaving my apartment the other morning, and I asked him which morning was it, and he just laughed. Im pretty sure he was just making sure Im not gay.

[oddjob]

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I just had this discussion w/ my dad. It was unusual, we arent the type to talk about much other than business, cars, sports etc, but he asked if "I was seeing anyone", and I was pretty honest with him in my answer, I just told him that Im more focused on making money now, and dont feel like settling down. than he asked, who the girl was that my uncle saw leaving my apartment the other morning, and I asked him which morning was it, and he just laughed. Im pretty sure he was just making sure Im not gay.

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heh, this is a good story.

[jtown1010]

I need to meet a nice agoraphobic girl that I can spend some quality evenings at home with.

[oddjob]

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I need to meet a nice agoraphobic girl that I can spend some quality evenings at home with.

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would you have to move in together right away?

[jtown1010]

That would be tough since I also have a fear of commitment (obviously my backup no G/F excuse)

[Lottery Larry]

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Im pretty sure he was just making sure Im not gay.

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....and .... ?

:P

[amplify]

[x] fat
[x] bald
[x] ugly
[ ] rich