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Old 08-23-2007, 10:47 PM
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Default Re: Gambler at Indiana casino wasn\'t betting on soiled seat

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And if you're having trouble setting or keeping a limit, or if you've recently soiled yourself in a casino, you might want to call this number.

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Fixed that for you.
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Old 08-23-2007, 10:49 PM
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Default Re: Gambler at Indiana casino wasn\'t betting on soiled seat

The funny thing is, I was playing the 2 deck blackjack game at the Hinckley Grand about 6 years ago. The guy to my left pissed in his seat and left shortly after. I could sense the exact second too. For those who haven't been there, MN casinos seem to be full of the dominating farm mama type females who think they control the tables as well as their husbands. A lady walked up to the seat. I said, "Don't sit there." She said, rather nastily, "You don't tell me where to sit." I said, "You're right", and pulled the seat out for her.
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Old 08-23-2007, 11:04 PM
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Default Re: Gambler at Indiana casino wasn\'t betting on soiled seat

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The funny thing is, I was playing the 2 deck blackjack game at the Hinckley Grand about 6 years ago. The guy to my left pissed in his seat and left shortly after. I could sense the exact second too. For those who haven't been there, MN casinos seem to be full of the dominating farm mama type females who think they control the tables as well as their husbands. A lady walked up to the seat. I said, "Don't sit there." She said, rather nastily, "You don't tell me where to sit." I said, "You're right", and pulled the seat out for her.

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that's pure gold! i need the continuation of that story [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 08-23-2007, 11:11 PM
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Default Re: Gambler at Indiana casino wasn\'t betting on soiled seat

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The funny thing is, I was playing the 2 deck blackjack game at the Hinckley Grand about 6 years ago. The guy to my left pissed in his seat and left shortly after. I could sense the exact second too. For those who haven't been there, MN casinos seem to be full of the dominating farm mama type females who think they control the tables as well as their husbands. A lady walked up to the seat. I said, "Don't sit there." She said, rather nastily, "You don't tell me where to sit." I said, "You're right", and pulled the seat out for her.

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hahaha so awesome
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Old 08-23-2007, 11:20 PM
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Default Re: Gambler at Indiana casino wasn\'t betting on soiled seat

lolol. I laugh because I've had runins at Mille Lacs and Hinckley like that. I can't recall exactly seeing it happen, but countless times you see the wet pants or are overpowered by the sudden smell.
The best/worst ones are the ones that happen within spitting distance of a rest room, where you know the last of the paycheck/government check is going into the damn machine no matter what.

This is one of many reasons I stopped playing there.
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Old 08-23-2007, 11:56 PM
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Default Re: Gambler at Indiana casino wasn\'t betting on soiled seat

HUGE WASTE OF MY TIME> FK YOU
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Old 08-24-2007, 12:23 AM
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Default Re: Gambler at Indiana casino wasn\'t betting on soiled seat

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Kibiloski, a Fern Creek, Ky., computer consultant, sat in a chair soaked with urine, apparently left there by a woman who had been playing at that slot machine moments earlier. It was dripping off his shorts and down his leg.

He said the reaction from Caesars left him even more embarrassed. He said he got no help trying to find a place to clean up and had to walk in his dripping shorts to his car to get an old pair of sweatpants to wear.

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Old 08-24-2007, 12:28 AM
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Default Re: Gambler at Indiana casino wasn\'t betting on soiled seat

nh [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]
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Old 08-24-2007, 12:32 AM
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Default Re: Gambler at Indiana casino wasn\'t betting on soiled seat

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Sometimes, the person telling you not to gamble is NOT who you'd expect. The truth is, there are a lot of times when you shouldn't gamble, like if you're under 21, or have had too much to drink, or are so [censored] addicted to gambling you'd rather piss yourself than lose your machine. You shouldn't gamble if you're lonely, or depressed, or if you're prone to simply taking a leak where you sit instead of walking 50 feet to one of the bathrooms conveniently placed around the casino. And if you're having trouble setting or keeping a limit, or if you've recently soiled yourself in a casino, you might want to call this number.

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B+

Not worth a gimmick
but still a B+

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I thought this was pretty solid.
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Old 08-24-2007, 12:34 AM
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Default Re: Gambler at Indiana casino wasn\'t betting on soiled seat

Oh god, I'll never look at those old ppl playing slots the same way again
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