Good news, fatties! Seatbelts can give you the Heimlich!

[Lazy Meatball]

It still doesn't say that he's fat, so posting a news article as if he is can be misleading.

[btmagnetw]

i'm skinny as hell but i'll be damned if i'm not eating the food i have sitting next to me while i'm driving home. however, i agree that we should err on the side of fattie for this story.

[rjoefish]

My old roommate would eat burritos from Pancheros on his way home, they're like 5 inches across and spilling rice and beans all over, usually have to be finished with a fork. No idea how he could manage it, but he did. I'm sure he wasn't too concerned about spilling [censored] in his car as the passenger side was all cans and bottles and wrappers and cigarrette boxes. Was always amazed when he'd say 'I'm going to get food, want anything?' then come back with nothing but an empty sack.