un [censored] believeable

[bmwguy525]

How about playing live 1/2

[prodonkey]

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How about playing live 1/2

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[w33ktight]

I just asked a very pretty hotel attendant why my online poker software wouldn't connect to the wifi. She thought I was an idiot.

[cwes]

ask her why your dick didn't connect to her vag yet.

[w33ktight]

The creepy janitor who has been pacing around mumbling to himself for about an hour just approached me because he noticed my pokerstars and wpx lobbys. Told him I couldn't play because the wifi was rigged. He said he was sorry and didn't know how to fix it, the explained to me how to cure poison ivey. That darn plant is everywhere, lucky I found him before it was too late.

[bmwguy525]

[x]I grab one of my cards, get up from the table, and try to tear it, but cannot. Instead, I just shove it in my mouth.

[Lurker.]

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ask her why your dick didn't connect to her vag yet.

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this line, while outwardly appearing flawless, doesnt work.

[Quanah Parker]

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ask her why your dick didn't connect to her vag yet.

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this line, while outwardly appearing flawless, doesnt work.

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I've heard chasing your secretary with your junk exposed and saying "suck it, baby, suck it" doesn't work either.
Who would've guessed?

[w33ktight]

I'm leaving the lobby. Peace out bbv4l

[oobiingzoo]

lil waynes the president, [censored] 'em, [censored] 'em
even if they celebate